9 words women use and there actual meanings!!

Ben2118
Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
Guys, grab a pen, this could possibly safe your life!!

DISCLAIMER - I <3 women and think they are awesome, this is a bit of fun :)


1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    Yup, pretty much. LOL
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
    Haha! Love it
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

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  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
    what's your point = your lips are moving but I hear nothing.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.

    lol this have some self respect
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    So what are you implying? That women are selfish, annoying and fake!?
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!
  • AlwaysWanderer
    AlwaysWanderer Posts: 641 Member
    Hahaha you nailed it! Love it :drinker:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

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    this is a fine post...
  • JennyLisT
    JennyLisT Posts: 402 Member
    We also use the word "their".
  • :laugh:
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

    tumblr_ltchy4iUBI1qafrh6.gif

    [img]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o203/dtrip01/conan gif/cocolion.gif[/img]

    this is a fine post...

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  • Kittyvicious1
    Kittyvicious1 Posts: 190 Member
    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!

    :laugh: Have you SEEN the sort of things people take seriously on the forums?


    In for the ensuing storm.

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  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!

    Jokes aren't allowed on mfp.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time :)
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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  • Kittyvicious1
    Kittyvicious1 Posts: 190 Member
    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time :)

    No comment...what does that mean?
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    Right on! I think it's great--and true. How'd you learn all of this?
  • froeschli
    froeschli Posts: 1,292 Member
    "Yes dear"
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time :)

    No comment...what does that mean?

    Please don't make me explain that to you. :blushing:
  • bernied262
    bernied262 Posts: 882 Member
    LOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.
  • Maracuya77
    Maracuya77 Posts: 23
    I would say these are pretty much true.
  • Microfiber
    Microfiber Posts: 956 Member
    LOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.

    Moi aussi. It's usually my husband keeping us waiting :laugh:
  • bestbassist
    bestbassist Posts: 177 Member
    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    I love how women make sexist statements and think what they are saying is socially acceptable. Turn the tables around and there would be hoards of women complaining about misogyny. Or better yet, make a ridiculous statement like "I love how blacks fear whites, it makes us far superior" and see how far you get before your tasting your own foot.

    Nah...you're hardly superior.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    LOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.

    Moi aussi. It's usually my husband keeping us waiting :laugh:
    This. And the rest would be true but my SO already knows what they mean he lives by the idea "if momma isn't happy no one is happy" so he keeps me happy. Trust me my happiness equals his happiness ;)
  • sparkly86
    sparkly86 Posts: 520 Member
    Don't want it anymore = go get the stuff!
    No = NO!
    Hmmm I don't know = Yes
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    like