9 words women use and there actual meanings!!

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Ben2118
Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
Guys, grab a pen, this could possibly safe your life!!

DISCLAIMER - I <3 women and think they are awesome, this is a bit of fun :)


1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
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    Yup, pretty much. LOL
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    Haha! Love it
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

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  • lostdogg
    lostdogg Posts: 450 Member
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    what's your point = your lips are moving but I hear nothing.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
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    Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.

    lol this have some self respect
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
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    So what are you implying? That women are selfish, annoying and fake!?
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!
  • AlwaysWanderer
    AlwaysWanderer Posts: 641 Member
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    Hahaha you nailed it! Love it :drinker:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

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    [img]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o203/dtrip01/conan gif/cocolion.gif[/img]

    this is a fine post...
  • JennyLisT
    JennyLisT Posts: 402 Member
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    We also use the word "their".
  • KristysLosing
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    :laugh:
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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    brittanyhuhgif.gif

    so what does "whats your point?" mean

    and hahahaha

    tumblr_ltchy4iUBI1qafrh6.gif

    [img]http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o203/dtrip01/conan gif/cocolion.gif[/img]

    this is a fine post...

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  • Kittyvicious1
    Kittyvicious1 Posts: 190 Member
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    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
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    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!

    :laugh: Have you SEEN the sort of things people take seriously on the forums?


    In for the ensuing storm.

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  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    oh dear, its a JOKE people!!

    Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!

    Jokes aren't allowed on mfp.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
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    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time :)
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
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  • Kittyvicious1
    Kittyvicious1 Posts: 190 Member
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    I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha

    Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time :)

    No comment...what does that mean?