9 words women use and there actual meanings!!
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I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
I love how women make sexist statements and think what they are saying is socially acceptable. Turn the tables around and there would be hoards of women complaining about misogyny. Or better yet, make a ridiculous statement like "I love how blacks fear whites, it makes us far superior" and see how far you get before your tasting your own foot.
Nah...you're hardly superior.
And I love how you group all women together~ the person tried to make a funny thread. No need to turn this into a debate over sexism and racism.0 -
Thats ok... now stop giving away our secrets! haha0
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Thats ok... now stop giving away our secrets! haha
Yes ma'am, are you FINE with that??? :laugh:0 -
LOL!!! I have to agree with all of them except number 2 (at least in my case). He usually takes longer to get ready than I do.0
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Thats ok... now stop giving away our secrets! haha
Yes ma'am, are you FINE with that??? :laugh:
loud sigh* fine, Thanks a lot !
Now your confused eh? :laugh:0 -
Thats ok... now stop giving away our secrets! haha
Yes ma'am, are you FINE with that??? :laugh:
loud sigh* fine, Thanks a lot !
Now your confused eh? :laugh:
Oh no's!! I can't take that much pressure!!! U'm you look amazing dear, yes ok! I''l be 5 mins....*runs away and doesn't look back*0 -
They're all true. Commit them to memory and you will be fine.0
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Thats ok... now stop giving away our secrets! haha
Yes ma'am, are you FINE with that??? :laugh:
loud sigh* fine, Thanks a lot !
Now your confused eh? :laugh:
Oh no's!! I can't take that much pressure!!! U'm you look amazing dear, yes ok! I''l be 5 mins....*runs away and doesn't look back*
:bigsmile: :devil:0 -
LOOOOVED THIS!!!! SOOoooO True!! he he he0
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I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
I love how women make sexist statements and think what they are saying is socially acceptable. Turn the tables around and there would be hoards of women complaining about misogyny. Or better yet, make a ridiculous statement like "I love how blacks fear whites, it makes us far superior" and see how far you get before your tasting your own foot.
Nah...you're hardly superior.
aaaaaand, enter the buzzkill...
Funny thread, they are all pretty much true.0 -
LOOOOVED THIS!!!! SOOoooO True!! he he he
^yep!0 -
Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.
AGREED ! ! !0 -
So what are you implying? That women are selfish, annoying and fake!?
Women are selfish, annoying and fake!
No implying necessary, just a statement.0 -
:noway: THANKS ALOT Donald!
Aw no seriously you cant tar everyone with the same brush ..
plus i think theres alot of men like that too0 -
This is totally true...except for the 5 minute thing. I'm quicker at getting ready than my husband.0
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Hilarious! And joke or not, this is spot on accurate. I love it. I'll add one:
"Don't you have something to do?" = 10% of the time, I'm helping you reminding you of something you forgot. The other 90%, I'd like you to Go Away. Now.0 -
awesome0
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yep!!0
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:drinker: Oh whatever.....LOL0
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OK, I find this completely hilarious. My husband and I joke about many of these and sometimes in an argument he will call me out on it. But in all honesty I think you are right. If we women would be more open to realizing we are this way ***(not EVERY woman, I know we are not all from the same box) and men understood this, there would be less arguments. Guys have theirs too, but this was brilliant! I found myself laughing so hard. I think this was written not by a man who was whipped, but who actually pays attention. If he were to follow these simple rules I can guarantee he will be getting more than the dominating man!0
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I think I've been using the wrong definitions of the words. Oops!0
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All I could do is laugh.
The list is priceless.0 -
Hilarious!! It's so true!0
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Same subject, different parents:
Mom: "Are you going out like that?"
Me: "Uhhh I guess. Why?"
Mom: "Nothing."
Me: "..."
Dad: "You need a shave."
Me: "Oh ok."0 -
Guys, grab a pen, this could possibly safe your life!!
DISCLAIMER - I women and think they are awesome, this is a bit of fun
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
lol
I am guilty of these behaviors, especially the whatever0 -
Ha! So guilty of using: fine, nothing, that's okay, and don't worry about it!
So funny, love this!0 -
My wife just walked into my home office and asked me "What are you doing?" So I read the OP to her from this thread that I happened to be reading.
NOTE: We both got home at 1PM today. It's now 2:30 PM.
She answered "Funny." without even a chuckle. Then she proceeded to tell me how she's vacuumed the upstairs bedrooms, and the living room, and both sets of stairs, and also has done two loads of laundry! LOL! This implies that I've done nothing but read threads on MFP! I'm cracking up! So True! So True! :laugh:0
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