Your prayers have been answered, cauliflower hot dogs

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  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    I'm impressed with the ingenuity, but wouldn't it be easier to eat a turkey dog and then jump on the elliptical for half an hour?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Why did my sphincter just tighten?

    :laugh:
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Cauliflower bun or it didn't happen
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    Cauliflower bun or it didn't happen

    This. What's the point of fixing the hot dog situation if you're still going to eat it with that white bun? White carbs make you fat!!
  • APaulVA
    APaulVA Posts: 1
    :wink:
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    That's a really cool idea. Probably doable with a lot of foodstuffs.
    I can't believe people are carping about the bun. Sheesh. Get lives.
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    WOW - just WOW.
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    This is the answer to the prayer I never asked. But it is not truly a hot dog until rat droppings are involved.
  • cubsgirlinny
    cubsgirlinny Posts: 282 Member
    hot dogs have never been in my prayers, but totally admire your creativity.
  • Elliehmltn
    Elliehmltn Posts: 254 Member
    I'm thinking add a drop or two of liquid smoke for a sort-of more hot-doggy flavor.
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
    Tonight for dessert, cauliflower seven-layer fudge cake. Yummo! (ew! ew! ew!)
  • raw_meal
    raw_meal Posts: 96 Member
    Nice, but you can get non-nitrite and non-msg hot dogs.
    Try these:
    http://www.colemannatural.com/

    If you can find them at costco it will will be the best deal. Usually they are are a ripoff other places.

    Great dogs.
  • Elliehmltn
    Elliehmltn Posts: 254 Member
    That was the grossest display of cauliflower I have ever seen... In other news during our vegetarian days we tried a marinated carrots recipe that you then grill the carrots and serve them hot dog style. It was actually yum. I still crave them and now I allow myself hot dogs but sometimes I just want the carrot dog that's how good they are. Look for a recipe containing peanut oil, soy sauce and other stuff I don't recall, I think ginger or something...anyway accept no subsitutes.

    NO raw carrot or plain roasted or grilled plain carrots...NOT THE SAME. It must be this marinated thing and they end up looking a lot like hot dogs too..cause the marinade browns them, then they taste just superly oddly yummy.

    LOL on the cauliflower display..... YUM on the carrot-dog idea!
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    You're still going to die from cancer around the age of 95-110 from cancer caused by the MSG and potato bun.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I'm going to go make this, too! Except instead of cauliflower, I'm going to use franken meat. And savor every morsel of nitrate I can find.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    what... the.... hell....

    I'll be wearing cauliflower makeup soon!


    Wait... you're not already? So not trendy :ohwell:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You're still going to die from cancer around the age of 95-110 from cancer caused by the MSG and potato bun.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I just dry heaved in my mouth...
  • MistyEE
    MistyEE Posts: 67
    You, sir, are a genius.
    Quite possibly an evil genius, but a genius nonetheless.
    If I weren't at the office I would be giving my computer an 80's slow clap.

    I believe, 110%, that the slow clap is completely under utilized!!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    It's a collie-flower hot dog!













    Yeah, I think that joke sucks, too.
  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
    Cauliflower is a sub for everything right?

    It's stealing the "chicken of the vegetarian's world" crown from soy...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    It's a collie-flower hot dog!













    Yeah, I think that joke sucks, too.

    It only works when you include the pic of the collie playing in the field of flowers.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    That's a really cool idea. Probably doable with a lot of foodstuffs.
    I can't believe people are carping about the bun. Sheesh. Get lives.

    uh65410,1283127224,Facepalm.jpg
  • ktliu
    ktliu Posts: 334 Member
    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    I'll be honest. That doesn't look too bad to me, though I'd top it with chili, onions and slaw.
  • skinnygal05
    skinnygal05 Posts: 68 Member
    HA my first thought was I love you! Then I saw your first reponse. HA I really do appreciate you....that's more accurate!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    I have to say I am impressed that you would even make the effort to try this, most guys would........ well act like they are acting on here right now. So bravo for ingenuity and forging your own food and health path which obviously has worked wonders for you(and your abs) so far, keep it up.
  • ktliu
    ktliu Posts: 334 Member
    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.
  • brillmer
    brillmer Posts: 1,268 Member
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    This.

    It actually looks half decent. I'll give it a go
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    HA my first thought was I love you! Then I saw your first reponse. HA I really do appreciate you....that's more accurate!

    :angry:

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