Your prayers have been answered, cauliflower hot dogs

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  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
    You can have my awful nitrate-ridden salty meat sticks of death when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

    This !!!!
  • CoachJessiOrtega
    CoachJessiOrtega Posts: 1
    Impressive. :p
  • Bambalina_1
    Bambalina_1 Posts: 78 Member
    Kudos and Accolades to you Mr! :laugh:
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
    You are risking your food porn king crown.

    Never

    Ice cream slider, ice cream, white choc bar, raspberry sauce between a split donut. Had another later in the day with vanilla, white choc and caramel as well

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    Ohhhh Emmmm Geeeee!!!! *drool*
  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.

    MSG - gluten before gluten was cool.

    What's the next moral panic food?
  • Quiing
    Quiing Posts: 261 Member
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    LMAO

    Seriously though, that seems kinda worth a try
  • greasygriddle
    greasygriddle Posts: 32 Member
    [/quote]

    America called, and is asking that you leave this country. On your way out, please take mashed cauliflower, cauliflower pizza crust, and tofu dogs with you.
    Never speak about this abomination again.

    I am very content with the cutting room floor remnants, combined with other carcinogens and poisons, that make up my all-American hotdog. All hail our Gods, Oscar Meyer and Joey Chestnut, and may they be merciful upon you for this wretched blasphemy.
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    OMG!!! laughed so hard.... cheers!!! :drinker:
  • DoingThiisForMe
    DoingThiisForMe Posts: 31
    What the heck is caulicheese? And if you're gonna have the un might as well have the weenie lol

    SOMEONE POST A RECIPE FOR A CAULIFLOWER DOUGHNUT ICE CREAM SLIDER, YUMMY LOL :)
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,035 Member
    You are risking your food porn king crown.

    Never

    Ice cream slider, ice cream, white choc bar, raspberry sauce between a split donut. Had another later in the day with vanilla, white choc and caramel as well

    IMG_20130713_125457.jpg
    IMG_20130713_125521.jpg

    YUM!!!
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
    I have an easier and probably tastier alternative that I read about years ago in Men's Health.

    Take a medium carrot, peel and then sculpt the ends into a hotdog shape. Put in a small pot of water with some barbeque sauce added to the water. Simmer until the carrot is fairly soft. Slap on a bun and add all the fixings (it's just a carrot if you don't add fixings) like ketchup, relish, mustard, chopped onion, and grated cheese. Enjoy! Your mouth will hardly know the difference. Really!
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Put some relish on that bish yummm
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
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  • mommy3457
    mommy3457 Posts: 361 Member
    What's next ... coliflower bacon?!?!?! :laugh:


    That sounds actually good! Let's add bacon in those hot dogs, and then we'd have a winner!
  • RilyRily65
    RilyRily65 Posts: 17 Member
    Literally just busted out laughing when I saw this at work.
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • DoingThiisForMe
    DoingThiisForMe Posts: 31
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I literally laughed out loud at this and the the Jim Carey Gif.. lol
  • RilyRily65
    RilyRily65 Posts: 17 Member
    What's next ... coliflower bacon?!?!?! :laugh:


    That sounds actually good! Let's add bacon in those hot dogs, and then we'd have a winner!
    Or maybe just a wiener!
  • mommy3457
    mommy3457 Posts: 361 Member
    What's next ... coliflower bacon?!?!?! :laugh:


    That sounds actually good! Let's add bacon in those hot dogs, and then we'd have a winner!
    Or maybe just a wiener!

    ha ha ha :smile:
  • supremelady
    supremelady Posts: 211 Member
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    lmbooooooooooooooo

    I second that!
  • oldandhealthier
    oldandhealthier Posts: 449 Member
    wash it down with cauliflower beer:drinker:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I have an easier and probably tastier alternative that I read about years ago in Men's Health.

    Take a medium carrot, peel and then sculpt the ends into a hotdog shape. Put in a small pot of water with some barbeque sauce added to the water. Simmer until the carrot is fairly soft. Slap on a bun and add all the fixings (it's just a carrot if you don't add fixings) like ketchup, relish, mustard, chopped onion, and grated cheese. Enjoy! Your mouth will hardly know the difference. Really!

    mine's easier cause no sculpting. and funner cause you grill the carrots. yeah like just like at the same time your outside grilling everyone else's weiners. and the carrot weiner never gets soft. it stays nice and stiff. so yeah better cause stiff too.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    This pretty much sums up my thoughts on this idea.
  • stephanj
    stephanj Posts: 898 Member
    This is the funniest thing I have ever seen!
    What can't the humble cauliflower do???
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    It's cauliflower aspic!
  • allalreadytaken
    allalreadytaken Posts: 31
    Let's see if it passes the kids test. Usually, if it's shaped like a sausage, they're happy =)
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...

    ...to witness inevitable armageddon.
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    and the carrot weiner never gets soft. it stays nice and stiff. so yeah better cause stiff too.
    Are you serious right now?! Everybody's seriously just going to let that ride on by?! Oh Em Eff Gee:laugh: !
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    shooooooot!
    i would totes make these, but i dont have a microwave.
    we threw that DEATHBOX out!!!
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Also, I like "traditional American fare" but it always has too much bread, not enough protein and not enough vegetables. So why not wrap that bish in bacon, cover it with chili and fat-free cheese, put it on a light bun and call it a balanced friggin' meal?!

    But since I'm the spinach assassin, can I make this with spinach instead? Then it really WOULD be soylent green! :devil:
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
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    UGH!!!!
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Let's see if it passes the kids test. Usually, if it's shaped like a sausage, they're happy =)

    Kids and I have that in common...

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