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    • A jerk at my gym

    Posts: 1,368 Member
    edited January 29 in Chit-Chat
    I cannot believe this has gone on for as long as it has. The people that work at my gym should really step in and do something. I am constantly walking around getting in to people's personal space. I never re-rack the weights after I use them. I am always telling people that they aren't doing their exercises correctly even though they didn't ask me for advice. I take forever on every piece of equipment I use causing people to have to work around me. People have confronted me and tried to get me to chill out but I just keep ignoring them. At times I am quite belligerent. If something isn't done soon I am afraid people may stop coming.

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    • Posts: 1,957 Member
      Just double down on the CK One and pose in front of the Zumba class.....
    • Posts: 1,368 Member
      Oh I forgot to make myself a creeper as well. There are just so many douche bag things that people do it is hard to remember them all.
    • Posts: 2,236 Member
      Do curls in the squat rack and then the girls will come at you with a vengence. That or you could always tell them they will be a cow no matter what they lift.


      douchebaggery reigns supreme in some places
    • Posts: 54 Member
      I cant stand when people sit on a machine and text or 15 min in between sets..or mean mug everyone
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      I cant stand when people sit on a machine and text or 15 min in between sets..or mean mug everyone

      What if that is just how they look?
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Just double down on the CK One and pose in front of the Zumba class.....

      I laughed pretty hard at this.
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

      Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .
    • Posts: 7,173 Member
      Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

      Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

      OMG...that made me snort :laugh:
    • Posts: 4,966 Member
      Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

      Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

      Can't forget about the bandana and sunglasses. Its bright in there!
    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

      Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

      He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:
    • Posts: 383 Member
      I cant wait till I lose my weight and my arms grow so I can be a *kitten*!
    • Posts: 2,819 Member
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      He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

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    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      or the guy that does the splits in front of the lat pulldown machine and then proceeds to to wide lat pull downs from that position...

      i still don't know what the splits do for this particular work out
    • Posts: 365 Member
      You left out drying your one ball with a hair dryer in full view of the whole locker room.
    • Posts: 3,306 Member
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    • Posts: 6,490 Member
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      He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

      Perhaps I should have mentioned that right next to the sign that states that I can't drop the bar while doing deadlifts or use chalk is the sign that states "no martial arts practice in the weight room." We have an entire floor with bags, pads, and gear upstairs. Maybe that's it, I should move the deadlift bar upstairs during his karate practice.

      I figure that could add some gravity to the room when the weights drop through the ceiling . . .
    • Posts: 149 Member
      or the guy that does the splits in front of the lat pulldown machine and then proceeds to to wide lat pull downs from that position...

      i still don't know what the splits do for this particular work out

      Ok, we really need a cellphone video or pic of this.
    • Posts: 149 Member
      "Making love to one machine"

      That is to straddle it, use it in several positions, for 15 to thirty minutes straight. No lie.
    • Posts: 1,957 Member
      i like to be the guy who has to drop the 60# dumbbells from shoulder height, cuz my arms are torched from my awesome burn!!!
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      In...

      ...because I approve of this message.
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      Are you the sam guy who comes out of the pool or showers, and leaves a lake of water everywhere in front of my locker, so I can't get dressed without my socks getting soaked?
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      You left out drying your one ball with a hair dryer in full view of the whole locker room.

      Do you get a lot of people rying their balls in full view in the women's locker room?
    • Posts: 2,276 Member
      Haha!!!!! Great thread!
    • Posts: 363 Member
      IN...this is making me laugh out loud with, "What's so funny, Mom?" in the background!
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      He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

      You think he's a bozo now, that isn't even his final form
    • Posts: 4,564 Member
      Ewwwww don't jerk in the gym.

      Nasty
    • Posts: 873 Member
      Are you the guy at my gym who puts the big bang theory on so loud that I can hear the laugh track despite the fact I am playing music... With ear buds?
    • Posts: 359 Member
      Ewwwww don't jerk in the gym.

      Nasty

      haahaa. made me laugh. Oooh laughing is like crunches. How do I log that?
    • Posts: 152 Member
      OMG this is awesome!

      The guys at my gym have suddenly sprouted vaginas apparently. Because according to popular belief girls are the ones who stand in circles and talk to one another, talk on their phones, text, and do endless amounts of cardio....well if that is a girl, then we have a lot of tall hairy ones at my gym, and I have an invisible penis!

      You could be a real D-Bag like the guy at my gym who takes 30 min to do 3 sets of 5 reps on the one and only squat rack in the gym...and he was not doing squats!


      Love this thread!
    • Posts: 365 Member
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      Do you get a lot of people rying their balls in full view in the women's locker room?

      It's from a thread a couple of weeks ago...that I was going to link to and now can't find. :-( It was hilarious!
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