I can't eat more than 7000 calories a day...

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Bro do you even eat?

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

    That's not very supportive.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    I would have absolutely zero problem hitting 7000 calories in a day.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    has anyone tried the nutella cleanse?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww

    It's a good start but really can you please man up and add bacon?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

    it's called bulking.

    but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.

    sounds awesome dude!
    PM me a link....i think im ready to hulk!

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I would have absolutely zero problem hitting 7000 calories in a day.

    maybe instead of rubbing it in, you could at least help the poor guy.

    i mean srsly.
  • mcdignan
    mcdignan Posts: 9
    www.epicmealtime.com
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Paleo, huh? Swine is the answer. Fatback.
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Come on man....give me your man card

    I am a 4'11" girl and i can do that easily
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    Here would be my top 20 choices!

    1. 20-count bag of white castle chicken wings has more than 1,700 calories.
    2. Burger King's ultimate breakfast platter, that's 1,440 calories.
    3. Triple patty with cheese from Wendy's is 1,120.
    4. Panera bread has a stake sandwich that will rack up 980 calories.
    5. A Dunkin' donuts large frozen Coolalta has 730.
    6. Burger King's Triple Whopper has 1,020 calories.
    7. Quizno's large Veggie Deluxe sandwich has 1,060 calories.
    8. Cinnabon's Caramel Pecanbon has 1,080 calories.
    9. McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes has 1,090 calories.
    10. An extra large Mountain Dew Baja Blast at Taco Bell has 1,134 calories.
    11. A footlong Subway Chicken, Bacon, & Ranch has 1,160 calories.
    12. The Peanut Power Plus Grape Smoothie at Smoothie King has 1,460 calories.
    13. IHOP's Country Fried Steak and Eggs has 1,760 calories.
    14. Johnny Rockets' Bacon Cheddar Double has 1,770 calories.
    15. The Chocolate Zuccotto Cake at Maggiano’s Little Italy has 1,820 calories.
    16. The Deep Dish Macaroni & 3-Cheese at Uno Chicago Grill has 1,980 calories.
    17. Chili's Full Rack of Baby Back Ribs with Shiner Bock BBQ Sauce, Homestyle Fries and Cinnamon Apples has 2,330 calories.
    18. The Crispy Chicken Costoletta at The Cheesecake Factory has 2,610 calories.
    19. The Veal Porterhouse at Maggiano's Little Italy has 2,710 calories.
    20. The Bistro Shrimp Pasta at The Cheesecake Factory has 3,120 calories.

    Enjoy!!
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  • aakaakaak
    aakaakaak Posts: 1,240 Member
    Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

    it's called bulking.

    but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.

    For breakfast, hit up IHOP.
    Have yourself the 16Oz t-bone steak and eggs. 1,480 Calories.
    With a 16 ounce Tropicana Orange Juice. 200 Calories.
    Breakfast Total: 1,680 Calories

    Lunch should go light. Just eat some nuts.
    Blue Diamond Almonds, salted and roasted - one can. 170 calories per serving. (8 servings per can). 1,360 Calories total.
    Lunch Total: 1,360

    Head to Outback.
    So you'll have to start with gamma radiating an Outback Blooming Onion. 1959 Calories
    Move on to the dressed baked potato with butter, sour cream, bacon, chives and cheese. 354 calories.
    Then the blue cheese pecan chopped salad as your second side. 559 calories.
    Then you can tear into the 20 Oz. porterhouse. 1009 Calories.
    With a seafood mixed grill for your "surf", since you can't decide on just one. 751 Calories.
    You'll have to wash it all down with about four Woodchuck Hard Ciders, since they're paleo. 800 calories.
    And for dessert you should be able to have a slice of cheesecake. That's paleo, right? 334 calories.
    Dinner total: 5,766

    Grand total: 8806

    If you don't want to go over 7,000 too much you could always skip the blooming onion and have a glass of 2% milk (2 cups for 244 calories) with your almonds at lunch. That'd put you at 7,091 calories.
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
    You need to eat more. Your body is in starvation mode! Stop complaining that you "can't" eat more, we all know you can or you wouldn't be on MFP. Sounds like you might have an eating disorder.
  • ReadynWillin
    ReadynWillin Posts: 104
    ^ Bwahahahaha
  • shezll
    shezll Posts: 35 Member
    Have you tried blending shakeology with lard for breakfast?? (it is the most important meal of the day)
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.

    Haha your dumb thread and your dumb profile picture has me cracking up.

    I swear im getting strange looks from my co-workers. I would explain but they totally wouldnt get the humor behind it all.
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
    Unicorn meat. You get to choose if it it low calorie or high calorie. It's amazing stuff.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Tyler's casserole....

    Then Mexican food.

    Eat all the foodz.

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