Skip to content
  • Register

    • I can't eat more than 7000 calories a day...

    2»

    Replies

    • Posts: 1,624 Member
      Bro do you even eat?

      bacon-1024x754.jpg
    • Posts: 1,761 Member
      Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

      That's not very supportive.
    • Posts: 10,161 Member
      I would have absolutely zero problem hitting 7000 calories in a day.
    • Posts: 911 Member
      has anyone tried the nutella cleanse?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww

      It's a good start but really can you please man up and add bacon?
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      show previous quotes

      but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.

      sounds awesome dude!
      PM me a link....i think im ready to hulk!

      Kirby-inhaling-food.gif
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      I would have absolutely zero problem hitting 7000 calories in a day.

      maybe instead of rubbing it in, you could at least help the poor guy.

      i mean srsly.
    • Posts: 9
      www.epicmealtime.com
    • Posts: 2,736 Member
      Paleo, huh? Swine is the answer. Fatback.
    • Posts: 735 Member
      11bjf2x.jpg
    • Posts: 4,564 Member
      Come on man....give me your man card

      I am a 4'11" girl and i can do that easily
    • Posts: 494 Member
      Here would be my top 20 choices!

      1. 20-count bag of white castle chicken wings has more than 1,700 calories.
      2. Burger King's ultimate breakfast platter, that's 1,440 calories.
      3. Triple patty with cheese from Wendy's is 1,120.
      4. Panera bread has a stake sandwich that will rack up 980 calories.
      5. A Dunkin' donuts large frozen Coolalta has 730.
      6. Burger King's Triple Whopper has 1,020 calories.
      7. Quizno's large Veggie Deluxe sandwich has 1,060 calories.
      8. Cinnabon's Caramel Pecanbon has 1,080 calories.
      9. McDonald's Big Breakfast with Hotcakes has 1,090 calories.
      10. An extra large Mountain Dew Baja Blast at Taco Bell has 1,134 calories.
      11. A footlong Subway Chicken, Bacon, & Ranch has 1,160 calories.
      12. The Peanut Power Plus Grape Smoothie at Smoothie King has 1,460 calories.
      13. IHOP's Country Fried Steak and Eggs has 1,760 calories.
      14. Johnny Rockets' Bacon Cheddar Double has 1,770 calories.
      15. The Chocolate Zuccotto Cake at Maggiano’s Little Italy has 1,820 calories.
      16. The Deep Dish Macaroni & 3-Cheese at Uno Chicago Grill has 1,980 calories.
      17. Chili's Full Rack of Baby Back Ribs with Shiner Bock BBQ Sauce, Homestyle Fries and Cinnamon Apples has 2,330 calories.
      18. The Crispy Chicken Costoletta at The Cheesecake Factory has 2,610 calories.
      19. The Veal Porterhouse at Maggiano's Little Italy has 2,710 calories.
      20. The Bistro Shrimp Pasta at The Cheesecake Factory has 3,120 calories.

      Enjoy!!
      :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,240 Member
      show previous quotes

      but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.

      For breakfast, hit up IHOP.
      Have yourself the 16Oz t-bone steak and eggs. 1,480 Calories.
      With a 16 ounce Tropicana Orange Juice. 200 Calories.
      Breakfast Total: 1,680 Calories

      Lunch should go light. Just eat some nuts.
      Blue Diamond Almonds, salted and roasted - one can. 170 calories per serving. (8 servings per can). 1,360 Calories total.
      Lunch Total: 1,360

      Head to Outback.
      So you'll have to start with gamma radiating an Outback Blooming Onion. 1959 Calories
      Move on to the dressed baked potato with butter, sour cream, bacon, chives and cheese. 354 calories.
      Then the blue cheese pecan chopped salad as your second side. 559 calories.
      Then you can tear into the 20 Oz. porterhouse. 1009 Calories.
      With a seafood mixed grill for your "surf", since you can't decide on just one. 751 Calories.
      You'll have to wash it all down with about four Woodchuck Hard Ciders, since they're paleo. 800 calories.
      And for dessert you should be able to have a slice of cheesecake. That's paleo, right? 334 calories.
      Dinner total: 5,766

      Grand total: 8806

      If you don't want to go over 7,000 too much you could always skip the blooming onion and have a glass of 2% milk (2 cups for 244 calories) with your almonds at lunch. That'd put you at 7,091 calories.
    • Posts: 2,475 Member
      You need to eat more. Your body is in starvation mode! Stop complaining that you "can't" eat more, we all know you can or you wouldn't be on MFP. Sounds like you might have an eating disorder.
    • Posts: 104
      ^ Bwahahahaha
    • Posts: 35 Member
      Have you tried blending shakeology with lard for breakfast?? (it is the most important meal of the day)
    • Posts: 784 Member
      I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.

      Haha your dumb thread and your dumb profile picture has me cracking up.

      I swear im getting strange looks from my co-workers. I would explain but they totally wouldnt get the humor behind it all.
    • Posts: 284
      Unicorn meat. You get to choose if it it low calorie or high calorie. It's amazing stuff.
    • Posts: 847 Member
      Tyler's casserole....

      Then Mexican food.

      Eat all the foodz.
    This discussion has been closed.

    Welcome!

    It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.
    Sign In
    Register

    Quick Links

    Categories