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    Need to Vent

    Posts: 15,694 Member
    edited January 30 in Chit-Chat
    Let me tell you something about a lady I'll call "C". We were best friends on MFP. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then after 365,000 days of logging, I started being friends with some other people, who were totally gorgeous but then they stopped logging every day, and C was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with the other people, she'd be like, "Why didn't you PM me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was very divisive, as all birthdays should be, I was like, "C, I can't invite you, because I think you don't even lift." I mean I couldn't have a cardio bunny at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a CARDIO BUNNY. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. And then she ragequit MFP because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall, she had a bunch of new muscles and a nice squat PR and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on protein powder.




    *C, you know who you are :laugh:

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      :angry:
    • Posts: 2,332 Member
      :noway:

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      Let me tell you something about a lady I'll call "C". We were best friends on MFP. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then after 365,000 days of logging, I started being friends with some other people, who were totally gorgeous but then they stopped logging every day, and C was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with the other people, she'd be like, "Why didn't you PM me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was very divisive, as all birthdays should be, I was like, "C, I can't invite you, because I think you don't even lift." I mean I couldn't have a cardio bunny at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a CARDIO BUNNY. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. And then she ragequit MFP because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall, she had a bunch of new muscles and a nice squat PR and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on protein powder.




      *C, you know who you are :laugh:

      Username starts with C :angry:

      Real name doesn't :confused:
    • Posts: 4,584 Member
      IN
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      :angry:

      :wink:
    • Posts: 6,120 Member
      LOL.... Drama.
    • Posts: 1,035 Member
      I am not sure I can handle being surrounded by all of this negativity today.
    • Posts: 6,239 Member
      Let me tell you something about a lady I'll call "C". We were best friends on MFP. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then after 365,000 days of logging, I started being friends with some other people, who were totally gorgeous but then they stopped logging every day, and C was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with the other people, she'd be like, "Why didn't you PM me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was very divisive, as all birthdays should be, I was like, "C, I can't invite you, because I think you don't even lift." I mean I couldn't have a cardio bunny at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a CARDIO BUNNY. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. And then she ragequit MFP because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall, she had a bunch of new muscles and a nice squat PR and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on protein powder.




      *C, you know who you are :laugh:

      Grammar police <3 you right now.
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      I am not sure I can handle being surrounded by all of this negativity today.

      I don't need to be bullied, sir.

      Take your attitude elsewhere.




      (lol)
    • Posts: 2,860 Member
      Look, your mom has issues.
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      I am not sure I can handle being surrounded by all of this negativity today.

      I'd say pick us all up some donuts so we can deal with this...but I already know how that would turn out.
    • Posts: 4,584 Member
      Look, your mom has issues.

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    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      Look, your mom has issues.

      She just doesn't like wire hangers ok? It's a personal preference thing.

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    • Posts: 76 Member
      hahahahahaha!

      She must have a BIG, FAT, CARDIO BUNNY crush on you!!!
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      Just break up.
    • Posts: 6,833 Member
      Does this mean I get to go to the party instead? I think I'd look great in C's bikini.
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      Just break up.

      But I can't. I just love her so much.

      And she's so cute when she's angry :love:
    • Posts: 418 Member
      I know I sound silly, but I seriously love Mean Girls! Great adaptation OP. LOL :flowerforyou: Your post is so fetch.
    • Posts: 4,810 Member
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      But I can't. I just love her so much.

      And she's so cute when she's angry :love:

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      I know I sound silly, but I seriously love Mean Girls! Great adaptation OP. LOL :flowerforyou: Your post is so fetch.

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      :flowerforyou:
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      Mean girls <3
    • Posts: 862 Member
      IN! :smokin:
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
      Sounds like an epidemic case of the hangries. Go get yourself vaccinated with some good, clean food.
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      Wanna go to Taco Bell?? :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      Sounds like an epidemic case of the hangries. Go get yourself vaccinated with some good, clean food.

      So I need to wash my food first?
    • Posts: 17,857 Member
      Does this mean I get to go to the party instead? I think I'd look great in C's bikini.
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    • Posts: 15,694 Member
      Thanks for sharing the party pictures!

      That's obviously me in the green swimsuit.
    • Posts: 2,860 Member
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      :laugh:

      LISTEN

      you best take that back.

      I.... R ....NOT ...CUTE!
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
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      So I need to wash my food first?

      Yes, with water if that's all you got though bleach is preferred.
    • Posts: 4,584 Member
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      Yes, with water if that's all you got though bleach is preferred.

      Tears work too.
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