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Best protein to target abs?

SirBonerFart
SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
edited January 30 in Chit-Chat
I'm looking for a protein that just targets my abs

I'm worried about my arms getting too bulky like jay cutler

Any suggestions?
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Gorilla meat...seriously...look at their abs. It's their genetics, so eat their genetics.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    I'm looking for a protein that just targets my abs

    I'm worried about my arms getting too bulky like jay cutler

    Any suggestions?

    Um, jay cutler can still throw a football just fine...I don't see the problem emulating an NFL quarterback's physique. Unless it's Roethlisberger's...
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Have you tried Herbalife shakes?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Intestines, exclusively.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    Bellybutton bullseye.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Kangaroo balls.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    You guys aren't very helpful. You need all your protein from green vegetables. If you look at animals they are lean until someone starts feeding them fats, animal proteins and grains to finish them off. The fats, animal proteins and grains in their diet at the end of their life cause them to gain fat, especially in the stomach. Vegetable protein is the best for abs.
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i suggest Fight Milk. "The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!"
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    liquid tuna
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    semen
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I'm looking for a protein that just targets my abs

    I'm worried about my arms getting too bulky like jay cutler

    Any suggestions?

    Um, jay cutler can still throw a football just fine...I don't see the problem emulating an NFL quarterback's physique. Unless it's Roethlisberger's...

    JaMarcus Russell is who I thrive to look like
  • cbarn025
    cbarn025 Posts: 939 Member
    I'm looking for a protein that just targets my abs

    I'm worried about my arms getting too bulky like jay cutler

    Any suggestions?

    Um, jay cutler can still throw a football just fine...I don't see the problem emulating an NFL quarterback's physique. Unless it's Roethlisberger's...


    He wasn't talking about that Jay cutler
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    Celery protein worked for me, but I was also doing the wraps at the time, so I'm not sure if it was the celery or the wraps that did the trick.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    It has to say "Ab<insert clever noun/verb> Protein". Any of those have been specially forumlated to target your abs.

    Ab Shredder Protein
    Ab Ripper Protein
    Abs Alive Protein
    Etc.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Reindeer meat is good for that.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Bacon!!!
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    you need dat dere cell tech op

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  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    you need dat dere cell tech op

    I'm trying to stay natural
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    semen

    ^^Worked for Rod Stewart.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Organically grown soybeans collected by virgins and gently washed with pure rainwater.

    Anything less will make you fat.
  • Hendrix7
    Hendrix7 Posts: 1,903 Member
    you need dat dere cell tech op

    I'm trying to stay natural

    frog tech then

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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Unicorn poop. That **** solves everything!
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    semen


    LMAO!!!!!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Unicorn poop. That **** solves everything!

    That and raspberry ketones.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Darts dipped in tri tip steak juice.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
    Body by Vi !!! I know a guy who knows a gal who knows a guy...

    -or-

    baby harp seal meat... targets abs and keeps you clubbin'!
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    I'm looking for a protein that just targets my abs

    I'm worried about my arms getting too bulky like jay cutler

    Any suggestions?

    Um, jay cutler can still throw a football just fine...I don't see the problem emulating an NFL quarterback's physique. Unless it's Roethlisberger's...


    He wasn't talking about that Jay cutler
    I bet no one in this site knows which jay cutler he was referring too. ( ithink hes coming in 4th or 5th in the olympia this year)
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    i suggest Fight Milk. "The first alcoholic dairy based protein drink for bodyguards!"

    Million dollar idea
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    What a silly question. Obviously you need to EAT abs to GET abs.

    PORK BELLIES!

    Bacon will do in a pinch.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    dude youre doing it wrong

    http://youtu.be/pGeww1tXANI

    he did it right
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