Need to Vent

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Sounds like an epidemic case of the hangries. Go get yourself vaccinated with some good, clean food.

So I need to wash my food first?

Yes, with water if that's all you got though bleach is preferred.

Tears work too.

Ah, yes. Though if you can get a hold of unicorn tears, you've won.

Unicorntones? I just happen to have a few mason jars of those buried around the homeplace.

I prefer to use the blood of my fallen enemies.

Just another option.

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Sounds like an epidemic case of the hangries. Go get yourself vaccinated with some good, clean food.

So I need to wash my food first?

Yes, with water if that's all you got though bleach is preferred.

Tears work too.

Ah, yes. Though if you can get a hold of unicorn tears, you've won.

Unicorntones? I just happen to have a few mason jars of those buried around the homeplace.

I prefer to use the blood of my fallen enemies.

Just another option.

Apparently those haters can be used for fuel if you get into the sanguine aspects of fuel collection. And depending on how you collect and store it, it could be very clean/paleo. Make sure your enemies didn't eat any cupcakes beforehand in order to avoid high blood sugar.

Wanna go to Taco Bell?? :flowerforyou:

will you take me to Taco Bell??

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Sounds like an epidemic case of the hangries. Go get yourself vaccinated with some good, clean food.

So I need to wash my food first?

Yes, with water if that's all you got though bleach is preferred.

Tears work too.

Ah, yes. Though if you can get a hold of unicorn tears, you've won.

Unicorntones? I just happen to have a few mason jars of those buried around the homeplace.

I prefer to use the blood of my fallen enemies.

Just another option.

Apparently those haters can be used for fuel if you get into the sanguine aspects of fuel collection. And depending on how you collect and store it, it could be very clean/paleo. Make sure your enemies didn't eat any cupcakes beforehand in order to avoid high blood sugar.

Good point. I should really look into grass-fed, hormone-free humans. As it is, I've just been tickled pink with the extra protein, but it's probably about time I started making smarter choices.

Wow. How was the party? Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters and listen to awesome music and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness? Have a Kalteen bar. I hear they're great for weight loss...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Just break up.

But I can't. I just love her so much.

And she's so cute when she's angry

oh so shes angry because youre lesbo'ing with other lessboes?

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

She doesn't even go here!

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Leave the drama for Facebook.

Yeah.

What does this have to do with fitness?

I said she has a new squat PR!

You go, Glen Coco!!

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I am not sure I can handle being surrounded by all of this negativity today.

I'd say pick us all up some donuts so we can deal with this...but I already know how that would turn out.

Yeah I'd eat them all and my entire FL would ragequit!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CARDIOBUNNY LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh those cardio bunnies. They amaze me sometimes. They fear they will look like men and then there are those really weird guys on the treadmill too, weirdos.