Forget exercising, forget diet!

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  • Chanelcatsreading
    Chanelcatsreading Posts: 18 Member
    Best thread ever!!! I'm dancing too. I hope there is some cayenne pepper in that stuff. Hot balls!!! I mean, hot dog! I mean, oh no... I am hungry again. :(
  • HealthyGinny
    HealthyGinny Posts: 821 Member
    And the bottle has pink on it, yay!!!! Because we are GIRLS and we love pink thingies and being lazy and getting massages and nice-smelling creams, NOT working-out, and sweating and smelling baaaaad.

    Thanks for the tip, OP, I'm off to delete my mfp account now, you made my day :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....

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    Buyer beware....
  • Teardrop81
    Teardrop81 Posts: 132 Member
    I'll drink to that. :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    Edited to clarify that I will NOT be drinking the the picture posted above. :noway:
  • broox80
    broox80 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Now we just need to get a cure for ugly and load dart guns and head to the DMV to shoot people (with the anti-ugly potion filled darts)!!!! That way when we have to spend 5 hours at the DMV we will be all "How you doin?" instead of "please dont sit by me!!!"
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQssevaRdbsscXgJAnUAv2DulSQCnXl9fkKzQTcoLRabYTeyHgqug

    Buyer beware....

    I have been waiting my whole life to read this comment :laugh:
  • ami5000psu
    ami5000psu Posts: 391 Member
    Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQssevaRdbsscXgJAnUAv2DulSQCnXl9fkKzQTcoLRabYTeyHgqug

    Buyer beware....

    OH NOES
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
    Just be careful...use that and so much as look at a dumbbell heavier than 2.5 Lbs and....

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQssevaRdbsscXgJAnUAv2DulSQCnXl9fkKzQTcoLRabYTeyHgqug

    Buyer beware....

    ok... WTF is up with the photoshopped on looking breasts?
  • angiebirdie
    angiebirdie Posts: 64 Member
    Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

    But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    You realize that, because of this post, someone is purchasing these products now, right?

    Keep up the good work. :drinker:

    I'm not responsible if people are dumb. I'm not their mother.
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

    But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

    I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.
  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
    Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

    But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

    I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.

    It might actually dry you out a little. Does pruney skin = lost inches? I think you may have just created the next miracle cure!
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    Taken from the Sephora website: "As part of your body-bettering routine, we suggest using in conjunction with regular exercise, a healthy diet, regular vigorous massage, and the rest of the [label censored] regimen." Hmmmm, so if I exercise and eat healthy, this product will make me slim???

    But I guess it's kind of how Jergen's sells a toning moisturizer, except these guys are trying to market it in a more "fun" way, when it's really just offensive.

    I shall fill a swimming pool with coffee and soak in it for a weekend just to prove that caffeine will not get rid of cellulitis. Great idea for my next thread.

    It might actually dry you out a little. Does pruney skin = lost inches? I think you may have just created the next miracle cure!

    I'll bottle it up with a funny degrading name and make millions!
  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
    Everyone just needs to look up communitychannel's video on youtube on how to get abs.

    All you need is a sharpy.
  • Mich3ll36
    Mich3ll36 Posts: 96
    You're telling me that all I have to do to get a six pack is rub some balls on my stomach? Wait that came out wrong.

    Your face is too cute. You're too cute. Wait. Where were we? Oh. Yeah. Balls.

    BAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG you guys are making me laugh hard! Laughing = Burning calories.. hellz yea.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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  • nicolebeck89
    nicolebeck89 Posts: 68 Member
    Surprisingly!! It does work pretty good on tightening skin!!! However about giving you six pack abs, well I think I better just keep going to the gym!!! Lol

    I do use it for tightening my sin though :)
  • froeschli
    froeschli Posts: 1,293 Member
    Just searched it on google and the first thing it states in the product description is: "to get a six pack you need to exercise..."

    Anyhow, I find it rather clever marketing. And the fact it gets everyone here talking about it, proves it's working (the marketing at least). As for the product - if you're going to buy into "slimming creams", why shouldn't it be one that makes you laugh?
    I've bought similar products in the past, yeah, I've figured out they don't work as implied, but some smell really nice :bigsmile:
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
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  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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  • Janice2Shakira
    Janice2Shakira Posts: 257
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  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Now we just need to get a cure for ugly and load dart guns and head to the DMV to shoot people (with the anti-ugly potion filled darts)!!!! That way when we have to spend 5 hours at the DMV we will be all "How you doin?" instead of "please dont sit by me!!!"

    Do they have any of those for stupidity?
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    It's funny how taking his shirt off made his legs fatter too. :laugh:
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    It's funny how taking his shirt off made his legs fatter too. :laugh:

    I hadn't noticed until you mentioned :laugh:
  • luvred51
    luvred51 Posts: 163 Member
    Bump!
    Some of these quotes are so funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Thanks for sharing everyone : :happy:

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