Problem at the gym
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I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.
It's the gym in her house. She's being funny. She's complaining about her husband.0 -
I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.
:noway:
:huh:
:laugh:
I just wish MFP Community Guidelines (all hail) didn't preclude me from sharing the entertaining PMs I've received so far today on this particular topic from one particular person.
Oh, MFP, you never fail to deliver.
ETA: And for what it's worth, I don't blame anyone for misunderstanding initially...
...or even throughout the thread (although there were many *many* clues throughout)...
...but to call names with absolute certainty of there being no other possible interpretation? That's gutsy.0 -
I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.
Nope.0 -
Apparently, you all know this woman, the OP, and I do not, so I understand she was joking, but I am not. I have this problem at my gym (the gym I go to, not one in my home) and it is very frustrating. Why can't people simply wipe off the machines after use and re-rack their weights? I mean, they have stacks of towels at several locations in the gym and what's so hard for some big strong guy to put his weights back? It is proper gym etiquette and frustrating when people don't follow it. I don't like sitting in a pool of someone else's sweat.0
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Who is OP? I was responding to firstsip. I am confused.
OP is "original post/poster". This is firstsip. In her very funny OP she states that this is her home gym. Still confused?
thank you, thank you. i'm here all week.
really... i'm always here0 -
Apparently, you all know this woman, the OP, and I do not, so I understand she was joking, but I am not. I have this problem at my gym (the gym I go to, not one in my home) and it is very frustrating. Why can't people simply wipe off the machines after use and re-rack their weights? I mean, they have stacks of towels at several locations in the gym and what's so hard for some big strong guy to put his weights back? It is proper gym etiquette and frustrating when people don't follow it. I don't like sitting in a pool of someone else's sweat.
please stop trying to hijack my thread. it's against the forum guidelines.0 -
Withhold sex.
this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face
I think this post is a hoax. You won't withhold sex but you're not sure if you'll catch something from his sweat on the bench.
What would it take for you to be sure this post is a hoax?
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My sincerest apologies.0
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I'm not sure about anyone else, but this was my first clue:
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You should eat all of his snacks. That'll show him.
I chortled. Nice.0 -
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the obvious. You lick his sweat off the bench and then that will make you strong enough to re-rack his weights. Obvi.0
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After you work out next time, put a bunch of axle grease on both the bar and the bench.
....that will show him.0 -
If you are uncomfortable telling him, notify the staff. Leaving things covered in your bodily fluid is a health hazard.0
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Withhold sex.
this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face
I think this post is a hoax. You won't withhold sex but you're not sure if you'll catch something from his sweat on the bench.
are there condoms for workout benches?
No, but there are full body ones. Maybe get a few for him?0 -
I'll bathe in your husband's sweat!
I mean...I'll wipe down the bench as long as I get to keep the towel.
I mean...:flowerforyou:0 -
Withhold sex.
this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face
If you're having sex with your nose your doing it wrong.
ORLY?
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I'll bathe in your husband's sweat!
I mean...I'll wipe down the bench as long as I get to keep the towel.
I mean...:flowerforyou:
Dude!
The "creepy line"...
...it's behind you.0
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