Problem at the gym

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.

    It's the gym in her house. She's being funny. She's complaining about her husband.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.

    :noway:

    :huh:

    :laugh:

    I just wish MFP Community Guidelines (all hail) didn't preclude me from sharing the entertaining PMs I've received so far today on this particular topic from one particular person.

    Oh, MFP, you never fail to deliver.

    ETA: And for what it's worth, I don't blame anyone for misunderstanding initially...

    ...or even throughout the thread (although there were many *many* clues throughout)...

    ...but to call names with absolute certainty of there being no other possible interpretation? That's gutsy.
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
    I think she is referring to it being her home gym, the one she goes to all the time, not her gym at home. I don't think I'm the only one who is confused here.

    Nope.
  • georgiapeach1965
    georgiapeach1965 Posts: 27
    Apparently, you all know this woman, the OP, and I do not, so I understand she was joking, but I am not. I have this problem at my gym (the gym I go to, not one in my home) and it is very frustrating. Why can't people simply wipe off the machines after use and re-rack their weights? I mean, they have stacks of towels at several locations in the gym and what's so hard for some big strong guy to put his weights back? It is proper gym etiquette and frustrating when people don't follow it. I don't like sitting in a pool of someone else's sweat.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Who is OP? I was responding to firstsip. I am confused.

    OP is "original post/poster". This is firstsip. In her very funny OP she states that this is her home gym. Still confused?

    thank you, thank you. i'm here all week.

    really... i'm always here :cry:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Apparently, you all know this woman, the OP, and I do not, so I understand she was joking, but I am not. I have this problem at my gym (the gym I go to, not one in my home) and it is very frustrating. Why can't people simply wipe off the machines after use and re-rack their weights? I mean, they have stacks of towels at several locations in the gym and what's so hard for some big strong guy to put his weights back? It is proper gym etiquette and frustrating when people don't follow it. I don't like sitting in a pool of someone else's sweat.

    please stop trying to hijack my thread. it's against the forum guidelines.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Withhold sex.

    this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face

    I think this post is a hoax. You won't withhold sex but you're not sure if you'll catch something from his sweat on the bench.

    What would it take for you to be sure this post is a hoax?

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  • georgiapeach1965
    georgiapeach1965 Posts: 27
    My sincerest apologies.
  • shlobiwan
    shlobiwan Posts: 110 Member
    I'm not sure about anyone else, but this was my first clue:

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  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    You should eat all of his snacks. That'll show him.

    I chortled. Nice.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the obvious. You lick his sweat off the bench and then that will make you strong enough to re-rack his weights. Obvi.
  • GrumpierCat
    GrumpierCat Posts: 5
    After you work out next time, put a bunch of axle grease on both the bar and the bench.
    ....that will show him.
  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
    If you are uncomfortable telling him, notify the staff. Leaving things covered in your bodily fluid is a health hazard.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Withhold sex.

    this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face

    I think this post is a hoax. You won't withhold sex but you're not sure if you'll catch something from his sweat on the bench.

    are there condoms for workout benches?

    No, but there are full body ones. Maybe get a few for him?
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I'll bathe in your husband's sweat!

    I mean...I'll wipe down the bench as long as I get to keep the towel.

    I mean...:flowerforyou:
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Withhold sex.

    this would be cutting off my nose to spite my face


    If you're having sex with your nose your doing it wrong.

    ORLY?

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    I'll bathe in your husband's sweat!

    I mean...I'll wipe down the bench as long as I get to keep the towel.

    I mean...:flowerforyou:


    Dude!




    The "creepy line"...

    ...it's behind you.

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