Ladies, if you could have your way with him...

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Fithealthyforlife
Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
edited January 30 in Chit-Chat
Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. He was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that he was a natural ectomorph or anything, but he didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day. Anyway, I was one of those guys who wasn't part of a group, and was liked by everyone, so I could sit at any table I wanted to at lunch. Once in a while I'd sit a few seats from these guys. I'd hear him and his geeky buddies talking mostly about video games, but sometimes about girls. Every time he mentioned one of the hot/fit girls, I'd think to myself, "man, that girl's legs are the size of your waist, and she could beat you up with her hands tied behind her back if she wanted to". But I never said anything.

Now, I'm sure that guy is like 250 lbs and obese now, because that's what usually happens to skinny guys who grow up and never work out.

But assuming he was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming he had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to the guy? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to him...?
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

    This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    I'd beat him up and take his lunch money since he doesn't use it anyway.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

    This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

    Oh...and please, ladies...make it CLEAN.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

    This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

    I was thinking the same thing. My mind and mouth are a bit too dirty for this.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

    In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. He was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that he was a natural ectomorph or anything, but he didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day. Anyway, I was one of those guys who wasn't part of a group, and was liked by everyone, so I could sit at any table I wanted to at lunch. Once in a while I'd sit a few seats from these guys. I'd hear him and his geeky buddies talking mostly about video games, but sometimes about girls. Every time he mentioned one of the hot/fit girls, I'd think to myself, "man, that girl's legs are the size of your waist, and she could beat you up with her hands tied behind her back if she wanted to". But I never said anything.

    Now, I'm sure that guy is like 250 lbs and obese now, because that's what usually happens to skinny guys who grow up and never work out.

    But assuming he was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming he had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to the guy? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to him...?
    Tell him to ignore a-holes like...well...you...can guess.

    Also, the tall skinny ones tend to have huge....uh...minds...uh..yeah...
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    strange topic is strange.
  • ChildrenCryinNCoffee
    ChildrenCryinNCoffee Posts: 477 Member
    Depending on his height, 250 pounds isn't really obese...

    FYI, I married one of those "scrawny" high school guys who weighed a buck 25 wet at 6'4.
    He grew up to become 200 pounds and fit and hasn't worked out a day since we've been together.

    I've made four kids with this man...

    You tell me what I'd do to him if I could do anything I want.
  • 3foldchord
    3foldchord Posts: 2,918 Member
    Get married, play geeky games, watch geeky TV, take him rock climbing and hiking, travel a little, and have awesome kids!
    I like skinny geeks. I married a skinny geek. I like brains more than brawn.
    He weighted 98 pounds in high school, I think, LOL!
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Well since we're delving deeply into stereotypes...I would marry him since he's probably a millionaire.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    strange topic is strange.

    10/10 would agree
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    In to see where this is going... :bigsmile:

    This Amazon goddess is too graphic for the main forums. Sorry.

    Oh...and please, ladies...make it CLEAN.

    on that note, I'm out.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Well since we're delving deeply into stereotypes...I would marry him since he's probably a millionaire.
    haha luled
  • ChildrenCryinNCoffee
    ChildrenCryinNCoffee Posts: 477 Member
    Get married, play geeky games, watch geeky TV, take him rock climbing and hiking, travel a little, and have awesome kids!
    I like skinny geeks. I married a skinny geek. I like brains more than brawn.
    He weighted 98 pounds in high school, I think, LOL!

    ^^^ See! We know what's up!! ;)
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I would probably encourage him to open up a can of whoop *kitten* on a particularly obnoxious OP.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

    In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. it was me, brah. I was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that I was a natural ectomorph or anything, but I didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day.


    But assuming I was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming I had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to me? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to me ...?

    fixed
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    Here's one for the wild side in you ladies...

    In high school, I knew a really scrawny guy. it was me, brah. I was probably 110 lbs, and had smaller muscles than most girls. It wasn't that I was a natural ectomorph or anything, but I didn't do any sports or working out, and probably ate 1200 calories a day.


    But assuming I was still skinny and 110 lbs, and assuming I had a "cute" face, what would you, as a sexy, strong Amazon goddess of MFP Lore, do to me? Assuming you could do anything you wanted to me ...?


    fixed

    I was probably 125 lbs in the beginning of freshman year, so not too far off. Not particularly geeky, but also not "cool" either. I'm a secure guy, so I'm fine with your substitution.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    I would probably encourage him to open up a can of whoop *kitten* on a particularly obnoxious OP.

    I'm no woman but something tells me that this is the correct answer . . .
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    Oh... the things I could do to you. :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This thread is rather strange..
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

    Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

    Not giving you the time of day.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    This thread is rather strange..

    That's the point! I wanted to post something crazy for a change so no one can claim I'm boring.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

    Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

    Not giving you the time of day.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

    Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

    Not giving you the time of day.

    BOOM!!
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    LOL...I was that guy. Come at me, OP.

    So, what would the ladies have done to you, me, and that guy back in HS?

    Probably pretty similar to what they're doing right now.

    Not giving you the time of day.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hey, what time is it, anyway? :flowerforyou:
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Op needs help with a domination fantasy... Apparently.

    In any case, definitely needs some sort of help.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I'm cuddled up on the couch with him, getting ready to watch some TV as I get ready for class tomorrow.

    He was 6'1" and weighed probably 125lbs at 18 when I met him. 22 years later he weighs a whopping 185 and is insanely good-looking (he was then, too). I have 2 sons with him, one of which is 6'2" and probably weighs around 130lbs. He hangs out with the other geeky kids on his robotics team, and girls think he's cute, just like I thought his dad was when I was 18. I guess some teen age girls aren't as shallow as OP thinks they are?
  • getitamb
    getitamb Posts: 2,019 Member
    Two words....Christian Grey.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I'm cuddled up on the couch with him, getting ready to watch some TV as I get ready for class tomorrow.

    He was 6'1" and weighed probably 125lbs at 18 when I met him. 22 years later he weighs a whopping 185 and is insanely good-looking (he was then, too). I have 2 sons with him, one of which is 6'2" and probably weighs around 130lbs. He hangs out with the other geeky kids on his robotics team, and girls think he's cute, just like I thought his dad was when I was 18. I guess some teen age girls aren't as shallow as OP thinks they are?
    This, 'cause
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