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Why you should let me touch your butt!
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Excellent presentation. Consider me in!!0
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im joining in
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Wow!!
Ready....Ready0 -
Seriously? There is no line?
lighten up francis0 -
*stroking chin in contemplation*
Is there a time limit with this touch?
Here, this one is without an expiration date0 -
LOL wow0
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Nice presentation, taunto. . .
but, no. You may not touch my butt.0 -
My roommate makes me presentations like this all the time. The last one had kittens and convinced me to move into a new apartment. Obviously this would work on me.0
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idk how to post gif or I would0
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My roommate makes me presentations like this all the time. The last one had kittens and convinced me to move into a new apartment. Obviously this would work on me.
Would only work on me if they gave me a real kitten. :happy:0 -
This place is /btarded sometimes.0
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Fine, but you are buying dinner after.0
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Fine, but you are buying dinner after.
You're gonna NEED dinner after, baby.0 -
Fine, but you are buying dinner after.
You're gonna NEED dinner after, baby.
See, if a man told me that we are going to eat AFTER the headboard banging party because I'm gonna need it....I would probably swoon.0 -
Fine, but you are buying dinner after.
You're gonna NEED dinner after, baby.
See, if a man told me that we are going to eat AFTER the headboard banging party because I'm gonna need it....I would probably swoon.
There are 2 types of men
One who thinks that getting your woman to make you a sammich after coitus is manly
And other who knows that if the woman have enough energy left in her to make a sammich, they didn't do their job right.0 -
Fine, but you are buying dinner after.
You're gonna NEED dinner after, baby.
See, if a man told me that we are going to eat AFTER the headboard banging party because I'm gonna need it....I would probably swoon.
There are 2 types of men
One who thinks that getting your woman to make you a sammich after coitus is manly
And other who knows that if the woman have enough energy left in her to make a sammich, they didn't do their job right.
Which is why I make sandwiches beforehand.0
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