LADIES! Very odd question! (Not about your period....)

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  • FakingFitness
    FakingFitness Posts: 325 Member
    I think if a zombie started chasing me while I was running, my uterus and bladder would fall out.
    But, it might just save my life if, I could keep running while the zombie munched on my pieces parts!

    #zomieapocolyps
  • xaMErica
    xaMErica Posts: 284 Member
    SEE! I knew it had to be bull!!! -_-

    I'm glad I made a lot of y'all laugh! I'd probably piss myself if I saw someone else ask this question.. the thought just freaked me out because I do plan on having kids....

    Thinking about those parts.. falling out. Makes me shutter! I was very caught off guard when they started going on about how it happened to one of them.. my stomach turned.

    Ew. :sick:
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    If anything, running strengthens your pelvic muscles and the muscles of your trunk in general. Especially if you run on uneven terrain. Just balancing and bracing yourself for all that movement requires a certain amount of core strength.

    Although... hold on, I am feeling a little hysterical. Good ol' uterus decided to start floating around the insides of my body again. I better lie down and avoid all exertion, like a classy lady.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    As a man, is there anything I have to worry about? Will my (to use medical terminology) *kitten* descend or stretch somehow?

    Enlarged prostate
  • keem88
    keem88 Posts: 1,689 Member
    i don't run much anymore, i hike a lot more but i ran cross country all through middle school, high school and college.
    my uterus, rectum, instensines, bladder, and everything else is all in tact.
    well my bladders ****ed up but it's not from running.

    the only thing running hard on the pavement ever did to me was make my knees hurt, and ocassionally i got shin splints from running. that's why i stopped, because my knee would swell from running and have fluid in it, i find that hiking doesn't bother it nearly as much so i switched to that.

    if anyone loses any lady parts while running though, let me know!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    SEE! I knew it had to be bull!!! -_-

    I'm glad I made a lot of y'all laugh! I'd probably piss myself if I saw someone else ask this question.. the thought just freaked me out because I do plan on having kids....

    Thinking about those parts.. falling out. Makes me shutter! I was very caught off guard when they started going on about how it happened to one of them.. my stomach turned.

    Ew. :sick:

    No you would have to have a preexsisting condition like uterine prolapse, but if your young and in good health your reproductive organs will stay in.

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