Rant or Rave

Oh, something that made me giggle a lot today. I was at the gym shaking my butt and my TaTas to some good tunes when I look to my right a few treadmills down and this older gentleman was dancing it out on his treadmill. It actually made my day and made me smile. He knows how to live life!

I hate my life.

I love my life.

Might I just say I love the idea of this post.

Rant:

So today I was out for a walk with my six month old. I try to walk everyday with him because not only is it good for me, but my son likes to be out and about. On the way to the store a man on a bike pulls up next to me. He asks me what my name is, was I single (ladies, you know the classic interview that you didn't ask for). I told him I was married. He said are you happily married? I said yes and that I was not interested. He then turns around in classic butt hurt fashion and begins to talk crap:

"He got you out here walking to the store."
"You ain't got no smile on your face."
I just keep walking. Then this dude comes back to where I was in his car, gets out, and says:
"You never know!"
At this point I was irritated. I stopped and snapped, "even if I was unhappy with my husband I wouldn't talk to you! I don't cheat!" This of course instigated a whole bunch of cat butt responses:
"He ain't never home!" (Funny, my husband was home when he said this)
"He always out driving your car!" (Actually, it's technically HIS car he's always driving. But of course I get the keys too)
And a bunch of other stupid things I tuned out.

First of all:
Even if I was a cheater, what makes you think I would cheat with you. Your beard looks like a chia pet grown lopsided. Your dreds resemble the yarn hair on top of a cabbage patch kid's head, and on top of that those cardier glasses on your face make you look comical.

And now for the less shallow reasons why I would not cheat:
Cheating is wrong, period. He essentially wanted me to let him be a boo thang. Uh, no. For one, even if hell froze over and I decided to be with you, for he simple fact that you would encourage a married woman to cheat shows me you're not above slimeball tendencies. You'd cheat on me, which is a no go. For two, your ego keeps you from taking no for an answer like a grown man. Most grown men don't follow women who reject them unless they feel really small inside (or outside..... Or both). And three, why would you want to plant insecurities in a person's head like that? What if I really was going through something like that at home? Now you're causing unnecessary damage. Or, what if I wasn't but let's say hubby comes home late a few days after our encounter. If I was insecure I might think cabbage patch kid's "warning" had validity. Then BOOM! Now we're fighting over nothing.
And you sure do know a lot about the suspicious things men do. Sounds like you might have some experience in that field honey

So yeah, he was DENIED! If you're gonna insult me like I'm some kinda cheap woman or insult my husband, prepare for some good old raging.

As for why wasn't I smiling?
When you're listening to melodic death metal you tend to not smile.
Scar Symmetry- The Kaleidoscopic God
\m/

Hate that I caved in and ate pizza tonight :noway:

Loved the pizza ..... it was delicious :drinker:

Killed my workout tonight after a soft morning of cardio.

My arms feel like rubber and it actually hurt to lift them to brush my teeth