How to not offend people on MFP today

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  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

    The quintessential man's man. Watched Tombstone the other day *sigh* just love that one. But Val Kilmer is the one that takes that movie to the next level.

    That's true, love that movie, but then again, I love almost all westerns, especially if they The Duke in them, John Wayne is my hero haha

    Mclintock and The Quiet Man are my fave John Wayne Movies. How far do you think he would have gotten using Marion Morrison? Not very manly lol.

    Great movies. I've often pondered that question haha, I don't think he would've gotten far. John Wayne sounds much better.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    It's impossible to be offense free on MFP.

    Lasagna sucks.

    You're RUDE!!!! :grumble:


    Lasagna sucks.-No it doesn't................
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Don't ever ask why some people have flabby stomach.
  • Sedna_51
    Sedna_51 Posts: 277 Member
    haha curvy hahahaha

    If I hear one more thing about needing to eat back workout cals I am going to milk the fat cow who says it

    You rang? (Good luck with those udders, I just oiled them up.)
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    In fact, don't ask any question.

    Or talk.

    Just don't post.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    Hmmmm.... How long 'till this one gets locked because some ends up all butt hurt... LOL
  • GurleyGirl524
    GurleyGirl524 Posts: 578 Member
    The only way to not offend people on MFP today is to not make a post, EVER!

    I never knew lasagna or the lack of lasagna noodles could bring about such persecution.
  • usflygirl55
    usflygirl55 Posts: 277 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

    The quintessential man's man. Watched Tombstone the other day *sigh* just love that one. But Val Kilmer is the one that takes that movie to the next level.
    "I'm your huckleberry" - Love it!
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    Oh, I just found the lasagna thread...OMG so funny. I really appreciate the laugh.:laugh:
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    What?? Nothing about Diet Coke today? Usually there is at least one thread per day claiming it is the beverage of Satan.
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    What?? Nothing about Diet Coke today? Usually there is at least one thread per day claiming it is the beverage of Satan.

    It is. But diet Pepsi is the drink of the Gods....:wink:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    people get easily offended.
    grow some you know what!
  • lorieric5037
    lorieric5037 Posts: 97
    Well...I'm just gonna post 100 pictures of ME & I would love it if everyone would tell me if I should color my hair green or mauve...it soooo matters!:huh:
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    Logging dusting and *kitten* seems to cheer people up around here :smokin:
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    Here's the thing. Some people need to be offended every now and then.

    "i don't want to eat right. I don't want to walk. Someone else is sabotaging me. I don't want to change my life but I don't understand why the pounds aren't melting off"

    You know what? You're being a child. If that offends you than it offends you. Tough luck.

    ^^^ This, and add to your quote "don't bother trying to tell me what I'm doing wrong even though the topic of my post is 'what am I doing wrong' because I have an excuse for everything and I'm going to get all offended if you insist on telling me anyway".
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Here's the thing. Some people need to be offended every now and then.

    "i don't want to eat right. I don't want to walk. Someone else is sabotaging me. I don't want to change my life but I don't understand why the pounds aren't melting off"

    You know what? You're being a child. If that offends you than it offends you. Tough luck.


    I like you. :smile:
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,035 Member
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    I think this is basically it...
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Hmmmm.... How long 'till this one gets locked because some ends up all butt hurt... LOL

    I'm counting down.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    What?? Nothing about Diet Coke today? Usually there is at least one thread per day claiming it is the beverage of Satan.

    Well there was one yesterday. We ARE overdue.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    If you have been overweight for any lengthy period of time, you have probably been intentionally offended so many times that I can't believe anyone who comes on here has skin so thin that threads have to be locked because someone busts your chops for saying something dumb. But maybe that's just me.

    I'm still trying to figure out if I got that one thread locked for trash talking Dr. Oz...
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    "I'm your huckleberry" - Love it!

    Greatest Line Ever

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  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    wrong God. Lemmy!

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    * annnnd Patti is going to kill me for that bad pic of her...
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    wrong God. Lemmy!

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    * annnnd Patti is going to kill me for that bad pic of her...

    doesn't count, that isn't a mustache, he has what is called Friendly Mutton Chops. I learned something new today.
    HEY! I thought I said you were dead to me, are you a ghost? are you haunting my post?

    p.s. maybe if you hadn't said it was a BAD pic of her she might not kill you, but no worries you are dead anyway right? ;)
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    and this isn't taso .
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    and this isn't addison.
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    I can keep going. :)
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    http://youtu.be/1Q6N_gYjqmE
  • Mslmesq
    Mslmesq Posts: 1,000 Member
    I got my thigh gap from eating organic food. :laugh:
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    wrong God. Lemmy!

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    * annnnd Patti is going to kill me for that bad pic of her...

    OMG--is that Lemmy from Motorhead! :laugh: AWESOME!
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    Don't change the layout and colors of MFP.
  • saschka7
    saschka7 Posts: 577 Member
    Yeh you forgot about not being allowed to have a differing opinion because that's just being a mean bully

    This! A million times this!

    Sweet Jesus, yes. I'll raise you to 2 million.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    "I'm your huckleberry" - Love it!

    Greatest Line Ever

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    Agreed!! Love it !!

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