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  • Posts: 911 Member
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    You're so demanding and mean for a Canadian

    I don't apologize!
  • Posts: 4,555 Member
    I wish I was a hot canadian woman right now, it's only 11 degrees celcius here! SUMMER WHERE DID YOU GO???
  • Posts: 12,294 Member
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    I like you.

    There is a sandwich place here that uses a minimum of 2 types of bacon on each. I ordered one that had Pea meal bacon, back bacon, and regular bacon, with caramelized onions and bbq sauce, it was delish. The only desert they sell is chocolate covered bacon.
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    It's true! I hate it! Glorified ham!

    Have you been to Canada and ordered bacon and got ham or something? I don't get where this is coming from. Or maybe does America sell ham and call it "Canadian Bacon"?

    Wait.. you are Canadian. What is going on in Ontario??
  • Posts: 7,334 Member
    ohhhhhhh THIS thread...
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    A Canadian woman bringing me poutine. There is my dream.

    I'm afraid that the sharing of Poutine is an element of a traditional marriage ceremony in Canada. You may want to give up the dream unless you're prepared to be tied for life to one of the locals, and are able to supply the bride's family with 50 beaver pelts and a life time supply of maple syrup and ketchup chips.
  • Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Have you been to Canada and ordered bacon and got ham or something? I don't get where this is coming from. Or maybe does America sell ham and call it "Canadian Bacon"?

    Wait.. you are Canadian. What is going on in Ontario??

    "Canadian Bacon" is an American term for back bacon, that's why most Canadians that hear "Canadian Bacon" don't know what it is!
  • Posts: 293 Member
    Will there be poutine? What about cold packed cheddar in the red tub.. KETCHUP CHIPS?
  • Posts: 1,508 Member
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    There is a sandwich place here that uses a minimum of 2 types of bacon on each. I ordered one that had Pea meal bacon, back bacon, and regular bacon, with caramelized onions and bbq sauce, it was delish. The only desert they sell is chocolate covered bacon.
    Scratch my previous statement. I think I love you.
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    I'm afraid that the sharing of Poutine is an element of a traditional marriage ceremony in Canada. You may want to give up the dream unless you're prepared to be tied for life to one of the locals, and are able to supply the bride's family with 50 beaver pelts and a life time supply of maple syrup and ketchup chips.

    You forgot dill pickle Sptiz, mukluks, a toque, and Smarties.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
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    You forgot dill pickle Sptiz, mukluks, a toque, and Smarties.

    When in the ceremony does one capture their own pet polar bear? Who decorates the dog sled with tin cans and streamers? Does the man have to have his own igloo complete before proposing, or can the couple move into the girl's parents igloo and work on building their own together?
  • Posts: 2,205 Member
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    QFT! Get your own poutine! :smokin:
    Damn straight.
  • Posts: 382 Member
    Will there be poutine? What about cold packed cheddar in the red tub.. KETCHUP CHIPS?

    EHMARGERD! Ketchup chips are da bomb. That is all :drinker:
  • Posts: 1,761 Member
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    EHMARGERD! Ketchup chips are da bomb. That is all :drinker:

    Grossest thing EVER.
  • Posts: 382 Member
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    Grossest thing EVER.

    Clearly you are not Canadian. Which is probably a good thing hehe
  • Posts: 7,334 Member
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    EHMARGERD! Ketchup chips are da bomb. That is all :drinker:

    this actually made me salivate a little
  • Posts: 1,203 Member
    I heard me being called?
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Grossest thing EVER.

    QFT. Why would anyone do that?
  • Posts: 372 Member
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    Grossest thing EVER.

    ^this is why you're not Canadian. *shakes head*
  • Posts: 1,387 Member
    Because this this thread is incredibly lacking in pics


    Elisha-Cuthbert-Orange-Top_zpsebb5f34a.jpg
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    Made In Canada!
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
    Below average American woman...crashin' the maple orgy...WOOT WOOT!
  • Posts: 1,039 Member
    'mericans be soooo jelly! :laugh:
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    I have bacon and ketchup chips, imperial cold packed cheese and lots of maple syrup....

    where do I sign up?
  • Posts: 1,387 Member
    I have bacon and ketchup chips, imperial cold packed cheese and lots of maple syrup....

    where do I sign up?

    Lose the chips and get in my van.
  • Posts: 12,294 Member
    http://canadianbaconcookhouse.com/menu/
  • Posts: 238 Member
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    EHMARGERD! Ketchup chips are da bomb. That is all :drinker:


    Are there No Ketchup chips in America?? This is sad.....
  • Posts: 296 Member
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    Clearly you are not Canadian. Which is probably a good thing hehe

    Must be an Ontario thing. Those of us in the Rest of Canada (otherwise known as 'Here Be Dragons Land') who exist outside the GTO...not so much. We actually have a variety of potato chip flavours in the West...Salt and Vinegar (real traditional Canadian), Cheddar and Bacon...hmmm

    Ketchup is an American abomination that has no place in the pantry of any civilized Canadian.
  • Posts: 6,129 Member
    i don't think you can say "Canadian" on this website. i know somebody who got a strike for doing that.
  • Posts: 1,203 Member
    I wouldn't stand in the way of a man taking all the bacon and poutine away... also the ketchup chips.

    I don't eat that stuff anyway :wink:
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