Turn on's & turn off's

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Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Turn-on's: Pretty, friendly, considerate, good sense of humor, open to new things, independent, and playful
Turn off's: Too much makeup, constantly primping (too high maintenance), bad teeth, drinks too much, loud - obnoxious, bad manners, too absorbed with drama, always texting, narcissistic or too needy.

I couldn't decide if to go with physical attributes or personality. So I did a little of both.

Turn On:

long hair or bald; tat sleeves on well muscled arms; athletic build; happy; funny; smart; my age-ish; knows how to be romantic without being girly; adventurous;likes to do spontaneous things; hard working; is not threatened by a smart and independent woman; doesn't have a crazy ex or a current wife/girlfriend

Turn offs:

ignorant; arrogant; lazy; selfish; poor hygiene; unkempt; rude; dishonest; unaccountable; self absorbed; needy

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

the one who didn't body shame

OMG! Now I'll have nightmares. Thanks a lot.

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Heh.

I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

(That sucks, Sarah.)

i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

Aw, changed it back just so you wouldn't miss it, pumpkin.

You wouldn't want to forget the face of defeat, now would you.

Ons: sexy voice, nice smile, musicians, smart, perceptive, nonjudgemental, sense of humour, good taste in music/movies, likes outdoor sports, likes to try new things, is kind to elderly people, likes kids and animals.

Offs: critical, condescending, rude/mean to others, misogynistic,inappropriate touching, ugly tattoos, beards, mustaches, goatees, materialistic.

YOU try shaving your own back.

Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

YOU try shaving your own back.

Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

Wait, what? Who?

YOU try shaving your own back.

Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

Wait, what? Who?

You don't remember? LOL! I said something about cougars, you said something about liking the cougs and THEN...

Um I know this thread has taken a turn but I will put something up anyway.

Turn ons: intelligence,sense of humor, strength (both inner and physical) piercings, glasses, colored hair,tattoos,uniqueness, dirty mind,active in the bedroom (no star fish thank you very much), artistic

turn offs:stupidity,anything like racism,homophobia etc,gossiping,money hungry,surface dwellers (inability to look beyond first impressions etc) lazy lovers.

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Heh.

I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

(That sucks, Sarah.)

i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

Fight Fight Fight :happy:

this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

Ew.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Heh.

I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

(That sucks, Sarah.)

i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

Fight Fight Fight :happy:

this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

Ew.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again

yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Heh.

I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

(That sucks, Sarah.)

i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

Fight Fight Fight :happy:

this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

Ew.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again

yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro

Mhm, that's why you were trying to sloot it up in the "Handsome Men" thread.

My work here is done. Yippie ke yay.

u spelled my name wrong

Sorry! I have username dyslexia

Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

Please translate for us master.

Heh.

I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

(That sucks, Sarah.)

i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

Fight Fight Fight :happy:

this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

Ew.

Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again

yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro

Mhm, that's why you were trying to sloot it up in the "Handsome Men" thread.

My work here is done. Yippie ke yay.

sorry some of us were blessed with aesthetics u are so upset right now