Dr. Oz 3 day cleanse

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    I just really don't think all that stuff mixed together sounds like it would taste good at all. Yuck! I'll just eat my berries and my kale and drink my water and so on, it seems to work and it tastes good.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!

    If you'd rather find out for yourself then why be on here? I'm genuinely curious. I mean, most people join to change their lifestyle not diet. Plus, we join a community to learn from others! Find out what has and hasn't worked for people and what hasn't.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!

    If you'd rather find out for yourself then why be on here? I'm generally curious. I mean, most people join to change their lifestyle not diet. Plus, we join a community to learn from others! Find out what has and hasn't worked for people and what hasn't.

    Sarcasm detector fail.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Started the 3 day cleanse today,there is something about eating raw f/v for 3 days .Starting wt 193.2lbs. I am doing this with my daughter as a summer cleanse. Will update. Suffered from constipation for 3 months and I already feeling less bloated and great .

    The only thing to drink that is more effective than your liver at removing toxins is bleach.

    But don't do that either

    To be fair, if Oz told his legions to go on a 3 day bleach smoothie diet the world would rapidly become a better place.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Seems legit ... :laugh:

    4_055_3DayDetox.jpg

    Wait... taking a daily BATH is part of the detox?! :laugh:

    I think you re supposed to drink the bathwater when you are done.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!

    If you'd rather find out for yourself then why be on here? I'm generally curious. I mean, most people join to change their lifestyle not diet. Plus, we join a community to learn from others! Find out what has and hasn't worked for people and what hasn't.

    Sarcasm detector fail.

    HAHA. Yeah, that's my duh moment of the day. Whoops. Sorry, it's that I haven't eaten any real food today.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Take no notice of negative comments - raw for 3 days sounds good, gives your body a rest from any junk. Good luck x
    It's not negative. It's what is happening. When the OP goes back to eating normal it's gonna happen.. and they're going to wonder why.
    Disagreement =/= negative.

    So, they eat raw.. and they poop. Imagine that. The scale changes. Brilliant. So, eating very little sodium doesn't cause water retention, right? Veggies make you poop? Yeah, that's how it happens. That's what works. There is NOTHING wrong with eating more veggies, but to call it a cleanse is ridiculous.

    Here, so there are no hard feelings, have a majestic unicorn along with my good advice:

    unicorn.jpg

    Now, I hope that's better and we're all friends again.

    I do love this and agree, let's not listen to the man who has lost 153 lbs. He must not know anything.
  • Mokey41
    Mokey41 Posts: 5,769 Member
    Isn't it amazing how eating less calories for a few days will help you lose weight? Never figured out why people can't see that they lose weight because they aren't consuming large numbers of calories with all these juices and fasts. Just eat right people and you'll lose weight. Don't sweat juicing an extra 2 stalks of celery!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!

    If you'd rather find out for yourself then why be on here? I'm generally curious. I mean, most people join to change their lifestyle not diet. Plus, we join a community to learn from others! Find out what has and hasn't worked for people and what hasn't.

    Sarcasm detector fail.

    HAHA. Yeah, that's my duh moment of the day. Whoops. Sorry, it's that I haven't eaten any real food today.
    Lol at gracie. You're not detoxing today too, are you? :laugh:
  • navyrigger46
    navyrigger46 Posts: 1,301 Member
    I said it before and I'll say it again. My detox is simple, cheap, and takes only half a day.

    Rigger's detox, take one glass of water, add several drops of VVL-800 machine oil, consume oil/water mixture, wait 15 minutes and take up residence on yonder porcelain throne for the next 6-10 hours.

    So easy anyone can do it.

    Make checks payable to navyrigger, VISA and MasterCard accepted, sorry, no C.O.D's.

    Rigger
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Seems legit ... :laugh:

    4_055_3DayDetox.jpg

    Wait... taking a daily BATH is part of the detox?! :laugh:

    I think you re supposed to drink the bathwater when you are done.

    But... wouldn't the bathwater be full of toxins??? The body couldn't handle that!

    The epsom salts help flush the system. It's like a bath for your digestive system.
  • ken_hogan
    ken_hogan Posts: 854 Member
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    If by ****ing ***holes you mean, why are they attempting to sway the OP from a bad choice through humor and sarcasm, then yes, let the ***ing ***holeing continue!
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Seems legit ... :laugh:

    4_055_3DayDetox.jpg

    Wait... taking a daily BATH is part of the detox?! :laugh:

    Yeah, I don't get that part. Not that I "get" any of the rest either.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Zomg! Sounds totes awesome! Lettuce know how it goes!
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
    Your grandmother used prune juice. A small glass every morning keeps everything cleaned out just fine. Just sayin.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    It's very disappointing, I wish I could just post information about my diets and shakes without random educated people coming in and telling me I'm wrong because they experienced it first hand, I would rather just find out for myself or have people support me even though they've never done it!

    It's infuriating!!!!

    If you'd rather find out for yourself then why be on here? I'm generally curious. I mean, most people join to change their lifestyle not diet. Plus, we join a community to learn from others! Find out what has and hasn't worked for people and what hasn't.

    Sarcasm detector fail.

    HAHA. Yeah, that's my duh moment of the day. Whoops. Sorry, it's that I haven't eaten any real food today.
    Lol at gracie. You're not detoxing today too, are you? :laugh:

    Kitteh...Of course I am!!! I read this post and thought, gee, common sense has never gotten me anywhere, let's just forget all the knowledge in the world and all the common sense, and the fact that quick fixes will solve EVERYTHING, even create world peace! Why not.
  • Caremy24
    Caremy24 Posts: 30 Member
    I'd be interested to know how many calories these smoothies net.
    My guess is that you're losing massive amounts of muscle.

    The 3 day cleanse smoothies are 400-500 depending per smoothie and you drink 4 per day.
    The 7 day smoothies are 420-800 (margarita kale) depending on which 3 you choose out of the 4 they have.
  • Caremy24
    Caremy24 Posts: 30 Member
    Isn't it amazing how eating less calories for a few days will help you lose weight? Never figured out why people can't see that they lose weight because they aren't consuming large numbers of calories with all these juices and fasts. Just eat right people and you'll lose weight. Don't sweat juicing an extra 2 stalks of celery!

    Actually with the 3 day cleanse, I ate more calories than MFP has be eating daily. Each smoothie was 400-800 calories depending on which you choose. So yeah....
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    Seems legit ... :laugh:

    4_055_3DayDetox.jpg

    Wait... taking a daily BATH is part of the detox?! :laugh:

    I think you re supposed to drink the bathwater when you are done.

    the thought of that made me gag.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Isn't it amazing how eating less calories for a few days will help you lose weight? Never figured out why people can't see that they lose weight because they aren't consuming large numbers of calories with all these juices and fasts. Just eat right people and you'll lose weight. Don't sweat juicing an extra 2 stalks of celery!

    Actually with the 3 day cleanse, I ate more calories than MFP has be eating daily. Each smoothie was 400-800 calories depending on which you choose. So yeah....

    What does MFP have you eating?
  • CarmenSRT
    CarmenSRT Posts: 843 Member
    Started the 3 day cleanse today,there is something about eating raw f/v for 3 days .Starting wt 193.2lbs. I am doing this with my daughter as a summer cleanse. Will update. Suffered from constipation for 3 months and I already feeling less bloated and great .

    Your diary isn't public, but I'd bet your fruit and vegetable intake is egregiously low if you've been constipated for three months. Instead of some "cleanse" how about eating better on a regular basis? Good nutrition isn't some kind of sprint, it's a marathon. "Cleanses" are faked up sprints.
  • Zaniejane
    Zaniejane Posts: 329 Member
    why are most people on here ****ing *kitten*

    Harsh words are very harsh.
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