Dafuq is wrong with MFP mods lately.
Figure-hugging dresses....Showing off the curves!
A men's white button down shirt and panties?
My New Orleans Saints jersey and little black boy shorts, every now and then throwing on those knee high socks to match
your sports jersey of your fav team and panties
You really can't put underwear in this discussion. As far as actual items of clothing, I agree with pencil skirts IF you know how to properly move around in one (if you don't, you're just going to look awkward and slightly crazy). They are long enough to be appropriate for any occasion and tight enough to see the outline of your hips, *kitten*, and thighs with every step you take. There is something to be said for not swinging for the fences on the first pitch. A good pencil skirt is like a good accountant. What it reveals is nice, but what it conceals is fantastic.
The princess line abayas that the young Muslim women wear in the summer heat in Montreal. I kid you not. They look so fresh and elegant next to the girls that are trying too hard, especially those wearing thong underwear, causing their copious sweat to glue their pants to their buttocks so that when they walk, everything sticks and wrinkles.