The most Unpleasant thing to experience While Working Out...

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  • FitCurlysue
    FitCurlysue Posts: 23 Member
    For all of those who want Bluetooth ear buds I hear these are fantastic and it's my little reward to myself once I hit 20 pounds lost :)http://www.jaybirdgear.com/

    They're not cheap, but I hear they don't fall out and are great!
  • Crinkleleaf
    Crinkleleaf Posts: 1
    When you're at the gym, you go to use a machine, and the person who just finished using it tells you you can't use it because they do "a lot of reps, A LOT OF REPS" and they will be going back to said machine as soon as they finish using the other machine they bogarted. Because I'm not one to back down, that confrontation ended in unfriendly terms. The incident almost ruined the rest of my workout....almost.
  • ArtemisRuns
    ArtemisRuns Posts: 251 Member
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    holy Shart batman!!!

    ewww.

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    Proof that cats are homicidal a-holes.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    Proof that cats are homicidal a-holes.

    The cat was just giving him a no rep
  • joe2626
    joe2626 Posts: 123 Member
    Protein farts...

    ...and you can't leave the room 'cause then they know who the guilty party is.
  • Where_Have_You_Been37
    Where_Have_You_Been37 Posts: 40 Member
    Feeling like i'm competing with others at the gym

    Vagina sweat showing if i'm not wearing black pants lol
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    Proof that cats are homicidal a-holes.

    The cat was just giving him a no rep

    Do not defend the feline would-be assassin...
  • fleetzz
    fleetzz Posts: 962 Member
    Wow, you are inspirational!
    getting sideswiped into a temporary traffic control light by some drunken *kitten*-hole at the wheel of a large van - fracturing my pelvis in 3 places, shattering the femur requiring almost 9 months of the "ilzarov cage" treatment (allowing bone to fuse, breaking it again, pulling it apart around 1cm, repeat until the leg is the same length as the other one).

    Driver was DUI, Driving while already banned, in a untaxed vehicle, obviously un-insured, unemployed, and out of prison on probation, living in a caravan - no recompense, no point in suing the git as he'd nothing to sue for.

    I lost almost 18 months of earnings - lost job, house, girlfriend and my confidence for riding the bike on the road for over 10 years.

    Still - when I came around in the hospital, the Dr. wasn't sure I'd even keep the leg. A month later, he said "You've done great, but you need to realise you'll probably need crutches to walk for the forseeable future. 2 months after that, I handed him the walking sticks and he said "Amazing, but after the cage comes off, you'll probably still walk with a limp. A year after the accident, I handed him a Cheque for £1000 i'd raised in sponsorship for walking the UK 3 peaks...

    But of course, YMMV :laugh:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Squat farts :(


    OMG thank you for saying this
  • TeamDale
    TeamDale Posts: 383 Member
    I've had the pee thing happen, only at home though! lol

    This is totally embarrassing, and I have no idea how long its been happening seeing as I just started working out in front of mirrors (weights area). My nips seem to get totally hard when I start working out. I noticed it. So the next time I came to the gym I wore two sports bras. Still showed. :X The only thing that works for me is this one bra I have that isn't even a sports bra, its just doesn't have an underwire.

    I will come over and watch. :)
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Practicing your anal kegels to hold in your farts during yoga.
  • JennyKCarty
    JennyKCarty Posts: 457 Member
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    I love how the super-fat cat is oblivious as to what just happened!
  • bravis113
    bravis113 Posts: 33 Member
    People who want to have a full on conversation with you when you clearly have earbuds in and you are in your workout zone.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    when you are kiking someone while you are walking on the treadmill and you cant take a good selfie to kik since you are bopping up and down and its hard to walk while taking off clothes and taking a selfie going 3 mph...so you ask the person on the treadmill next to you if they can take a picture of you so you can kik, but they say no..they dont even slown down or decrease their incline... they just flat out say no...that is rude... don't they know there is someone-- an actual person, on the other end of KIK waiting for a picture?
  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
    realizing your pants have a hole in the crotch after doing all your lunges, squats, and thigh workouts.

    :sad:
  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
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    Not cool. Just took a giant gulp of coffee as I was scrolling through...barf.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I was doing JM's Shed & Shred and my 1 year old decided that walking up behind mommy during a lung-chop was a good idea :noway: Good thing it was a low weight and I could avoid him without hurting myself too much.
    Also when he thinks that my pushups are an invitation to climb on my back. Yeah, extra weight is good, but not wiggly extra weight! :laugh: :laugh:

    This is why I joined a gym… (Well, and the heavy weights available)
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    For all of those who want Bluetooth ear buds I hear these are fantastic and it's my little reward to myself once I hit 20 pounds lost :)http://www.jaybirdgear.com/

    They're not cheap, but I hear they don't fall out and are great!
    I second this. My husband has these and he swears by them. :)
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    OMG.... this made me cry....!!!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!
  • krmullig
    krmullig Posts: 43 Member
    Someone smelling like they haven't showered in a month, then looking down and realize they're on the treadmill barefoot in a public gym.
  • ks4e
    ks4e Posts: 374 Member
    I was doing jumping jacks 1 time, when all of a sudden a bit of pee came out, aaaaaaa!!!!

    In front of my trainer and wearing grey pants, ha!!

    This happened to me after I had my baby and I started the 30DS. I had to take frequent bathroom breaks every time I was doing jumping jacks!
  • brendaj39
    brendaj39 Posts: 375 Member
    I was doing jumping jacks 1 time, when all of a sudden a bit of pee came out, aaaaaaa!!!!

    In front of my trainer and wearing grey pants, ha!!


    that's why I don't do jumping jacks or jump feet together, if I "jog" in place that doesn't happen, so I do the arms like jumping jack but jog instead of jumping...looks funny I suppose, but I don't wet my pants... :blushing:
  • raymondoverman
    raymondoverman Posts: 5
    This ^^^^

    I'm getting ready to start on my second set of Motorola S10-HD headphones as soon as they ship the replacements. First thing the guy asked me, "Did they get wet?" If by wet you mean soaked with sweat rolling from my bald head, no, they didn't get wet. Not at all. They didn't get dropped or jarred around during my runs either.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Gotta say, shart.
  • kganc001
    kganc001 Posts: 317
    Getting air up in my lady parts when working hard on decline barbell o.O
  • RBurnham90
    RBurnham90 Posts: 202 Member
    Using a bench and the guy before you leaves a big puddle of sweat where the head rests because he doesn't wipe it off
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
    This while lifting would be just terrible!!

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    Love this... and it fits... because I was on a treadmill and my stomach decided to go I am not happy with you.... oh man worse possible feeling to have :sad:

    No no... not on a treadmill. Worse is when you are 5 miles from ANY facilities :noway:
  • dzstephy
    dzstephy Posts: 357 Member
    Shorts riding up inner thighs when I run.

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