things men need to get better at

That_car_is_full_of_balloons
That_car_is_full_of_balloons Posts: 135 Member
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we as men should not stand for tanlines
get your tan on gentlemen. speedos, nude in the backyard, whatever
make sure youre one color
you will look sharp. you owe it to yourself (and the women in your life as well)
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Heh I'm happy with my color
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    getting-the-perfect-tan.jpg
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    tumblr_m4ybeh2qTB1qe37wfo1_500.gif
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    hey...im insulted...i rock my farmers tan....well...if by rock we mean disgrace and by farmers tan we mean my pasty whiteness...then i'm awesome!
  • strawcardinal
    strawcardinal Posts: 3
    I agree with the first post, and also find that bronzed man to be the funniest thing I've seen all day
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I agree, naked tanning all the way.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...

    PR achieved. Working to improve...

    ETA: Also...I'm smiling because...I'm not even left-handed.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    And this

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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!

    It's what I do best though
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    or not...
    Mostly, I just want them to stop getting tiny hairs behind the bathroom faucet when they shave. THAT **** IS HARD TO SCOOP OUT!

    I shave in the shower, so that isn't a problem
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    My wife likes the candy corn, dropped under the couch look, and that's how I'm gonna stay buddy.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    we as men should not stand for tanlines
    get your tan on gentlemen. speedos, nude in the backyard, whatever
    make sure youre one color
    you will look sharp. you owe it to yourself (and the women in your life as well)

    Or, I can just be good at sex and make sure she ends up satisfied. I promise you she won't even notice the fact that my *kitten* is whiter than my chest.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
    WKnhUgY.gif
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    lobster_shells1.jpg

    ok, now what?
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    And here I thought it was a man-bashing post. LOL
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...
    WKnhUgY.gif

    Whoa there! Now let's not get carried away, here!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    If my hubby had an all over tan, I could not see him in the dark. His bright white @ss is like a beacon in the darkness.
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...

    This is where it pays to be a bass player.
  • Melissa_mojo
    Melissa_mojo Posts: 156 Member
    like
  • MikeDasTrainer
    MikeDasTrainer Posts: 95
    this isn't where I parked my car
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Working out your first two fingers...

    This is where it pays to be a bass player.

    Tromboner?
  • SoonToBeShreddedBrah
    SoonToBeShreddedBrah Posts: 206
    And this

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    Strong everything lol
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Mz. Glow in the dark chiming in .. yeah .. blend!! lol
  • bella24xo
    bella24xo Posts: 177 Member
    no one should have tan lines....not girls or guys lol i hate them !
  • nino07110922
    nino07110922 Posts: 2,149
    I disagree with bella. Strategically placed tan lines are the roadmap to well placed kisses and caresses... IMHO
  • GadgetGuy2
    GadgetGuy2 Posts: 291 Member
    Listening.
  • Whiskybelly
    Whiskybelly Posts: 197 Member
    Pfffftttt, people who live in places with plenty of sunlight...... Think they're so great......
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    As someone that worked very hard for my tan lines today...I say bring em on. I'm proud of my golden brown/pasty white contrast :) BTW I highly recommend using ample sunscreen on the inner thighs. Ouch@ the angry fire of the sun.

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