If the person above you stalked you everyday

Ask her to wear a crop top

Call him an ambulance

say, "if you're going to stalk me, you could at least share your beer."

I'd be like....dafuq you stalkin me for, turn around and then say come at me br......nvm. turn and walk briskly away.

Lol tough guy. Call him a psychiatrist

"Psychiartist!!!"

I'd be happy and call him Bodyguard!

Remind him of the dress code: No suits allowed...casual dress only.

Go for a beer with her.

Ohhhhhh.... ????????????

Get her a sitter...hard to stalk with kids in tow