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I have to pee

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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    chug chug chug chug
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • karenertl
    karenertl Posts: 271 Member
    it means you need more cowbell.

    You got that right! More cowbell!
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    Just Break Up.

    No. Just no.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    Who's the baby daddy?


    Me.

    Is he cheating on me and most of the internet!?:angry:

    *finger snaps*

    Mmm hmmm. All this.

    I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    bump
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    bump

    That could be the reason. Is there a bump?
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    it means you need more cowbell.

    obviously this!

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    You complete me!


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    <3
  • BamaBreezeNSaltAire
    BamaBreezeNSaltAire Posts: 966 Member
    Hope your zipper doesn't get stuck!
  • tds030
    tds030 Posts: 5
    remove hand from warm water...
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    eat more bacon
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    yeast infection.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    we all have to pee. if we didn't everything would get seriously backed up all the way to the kidneys and we'd die a slow and very unpleasant death.

    That should be a book title like Everyone Poops.
  • nomeejerome
    nomeejerome Posts: 2,616 Member
    we all have to pee. if we didn't everything would get seriously backed up all the way to the kidneys and we'd die a slow and very unpleasant death.

    That should be a book title like Everyone Poops.

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  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.
    ... you're about to get a lot of very awkward messages.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.

    Thanks.
    I don't think I am pregnant.
  • thesophierose
    thesophierose Posts: 754 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.

    Thanks.
    I don't think I am pregnant.

    I wouldn't say.

    If you were I'd be severely concerned.
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.

    Thanks.
    I don't think I am pregnant.
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.

    Thanks.
    I don't think I am pregnant.
    But you could be. I'd still make the appointment.
  • ThriceBlessed
    ThriceBlessed Posts: 499 Member
    Well, if you're like me it means there is no bathroom in sight for 5 miles, so you'll start looking for a some shrubbery on the side of the trail you are hiking.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Well, if you're like me it means there is no bathroom in sight for 5 miles, so you'll start looking for a some shrubbery on the side of the trail you are hiking.

    I'm not hiking.
    I'm in my office.

    Thanks though!
  • ThriceBlessed
    ThriceBlessed Posts: 499 Member
    Well, if you're like me it means there is no bathroom in sight for 5 miles, so you'll start looking for a some shrubbery on the side of the trail you are hiking.

    I'm not hiking.
    I'm in my office.

    Thanks though!

    In that case then, I guess you have a full bladder and need to go use the bathroom.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Well, if you're like me it means there is no bathroom in sight for 5 miles, so you'll start looking for a some shrubbery on the side of the trail you are hiking.

    Shrubbery IS a bathroom, I fail to see a problem.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Pregnant.

    srs?
    Extra urination is a symptom of pregnancy. But I'm not a doctor, so I would make an appointment with your OBGYN immediately.

    Extra urination is the symptom of a ****load of things dude. I pee a lot because I drink a lot of water in a day, I'm not pregnant. That would be to f*cking weird seeing as I don't have sex. Lol. Good God, don't scare the crap out of people by saying that.

    Thanks.
    I don't think I am pregnant.
    But you could be. I'd still make the appointment.
    QFT
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    Well, if you're like me it means there is no bathroom in sight for 5 miles, so you'll start looking for a some shrubbery on the side of the trail you are hiking.

    I'm not hiking.
    I'm in my office.

    Thanks though!
    office plant? empty bottle?
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    You need one of these.

    http://www.go-girl.com/
  • alexandriapatton
    alexandriapatton Posts: 117 Member
    Um... if you gotta pee you gotta pee... Last time I checked it was a normal bodily function. Unless you have to go more often than usual... then I would get it checked out...
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Um... if you gotta pee you gotta pee... Last time I checked it was a normal bodily function. Unless you have to go more often than usual... then I would get it checked out...

    I don't get it?
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    You need one of these.

    http://www.go-girl.com/
    or
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  • alexandriapatton
    alexandriapatton Posts: 117 Member
    Um... if you gotta pee you gotta pee... Last time I checked it was a normal bodily function. Unless you have to go more often than usual... then I would get it checked out...

    I don't get it?

    What do you mean? Do you feel like you have to pee more often than usual? Is that why you're asking?
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