Why would you Arrest the person above you?
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@ choijanro In Oklahoma, It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger. You are arrested for biting CelticWand's hamburger. I saw you.
@BEERRUNNERFor being too old !
What? You don't like 99 yr old women? ROFL
I can change your mind. :devil:0 -
In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel. You did that so I'm arresting you.
( conversation in my family just now
me: In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel
7 yr old: *laughs loudly* what's a buffalo?
hubby: ha ha ha, mummy's crazy! she thinks there's an animal called a buffalo!
7 yr old: *laughs for a while*
7 yr old: but there is an animal called a buffalo
hubby: *confused* so why did you ask what one was??!! )0 -
For making out with a monkey while drunk, riding a donkey backwards and singing Old MacDonald Had a Farm0
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for entering the house of commons (UK parliament) wearing a suit of armour0
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For stealing a suit of armour0
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Kidnapping!0
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stealing street signs0
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Ponzi scheme0
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Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...0
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Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...
Arrest him quick-get out the handcuffs before he gets away! illegal to look that good that's the reason0 -
Causing a pile up on the hwy0
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Minor consumption0
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Any reason i could just to pat him down lol0
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Carrying two guns!0
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For taking a tiger too close to a college
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streaking0
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Burnouts in that awesome truck0
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For streaking!0
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For cutting off the head of the chick in the photo
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public intoxication @ xvx0
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Public intoxication0
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Sorry, but I cannot come up with an answer. You look so innocent!0
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Extortion, racketeering, and insider trading0
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graffitti0
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Some traffic violation because you assumed you were above the law because you're on a bike0
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impersonating a gynecologist0
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Soliciting0
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unlicensed use of GMO seeds0
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theft and disposal after the fact (eating evidence)0
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Using the copyrighted name Reeses for fake peanut butter cups.0
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