Post a lie about the person above

Tongue really looks like that... and tastes like Mike & Ikes

Wears speedos

@ jen jen - Buys lingerie, goes home and tries it on, then poses in front of the mirror as if she's doing a photo shoot for Victoria's Secret.

...but this could work for the next fellow, too.

Dances around singing "I'm Too Sexy" as she gets undressed for a shower

You should see me when I shave my head...

Huge Oakland raiders fan

cannot unfold his arms...ever...

brings homemade brownies and milk to all her new neighbors

loves to lick batteries

this made me laugh so hard-used to do this as a kid

LOL
Builds "forts" in his living room

Secretly flexes in front of mirrors when no ones looking

I do it when people are looking, too... which can be awkward at times. :laugh:

keeps a pet gerbil... for reasons we don't want to know.

still wears underoos.

Well played Sir

Does not own a fake chicken.

Wants to live in a permanent spot light.