Awkward Moments
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And we have a winner!The following would probably be considered a little more then awkward. It is still the most embarassing moment of my life.
When I was about 22 I was dating a guy whos mom was a very serious Irish Catholic. I was over at his moms house (only the second time I had met her). My boyfriend was on the phone and I decided to tease him a little and I ended up orally 'pleasing' him while he was on the phone (not sure what you are allowed to say on this forum). His mom was supposed to be out for groceriese but she had come home and neither of us knew. She ended up walking in and seeing everything from a nice side view!! She ran out of the house in tears!!!!
So, that was the most embarassing thing to happen to me and the most "awkward" thing was when I needed to sit at the dinner table with him 3 hours later in silence!
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Ding, ding, ding, winner, winner, chicken dinner! Close the thread!The following would probably be considered a little more then awkward. It is still the most embarassing moment of my life.
When I was about 22 I was dating a guy whos mom was a very serious Irish Catholic. I was over at his moms house (only the second time I had met her). My boyfriend was on the phone and I decided to tease him a little and I ended up orally 'pleasing' him while he was on the phone (not sure what you are allowed to say on this forum). His mom was supposed to be out for groceriese but she had come home and neither of us knew. She ended up walking in and seeing everything from a nice side view!! She ran out of the house in tears!!!!
So, that was the most embarassing thing to happen to me and the most "awkward" thing was when I needed to sit at the dinner table with him 3 hours later in silence!0 -
When I was a young Marine in about my 2nd year, so about 2001. I decided to try to get 'ripped' and just 'bulked' to high heaven. Mind you at this time I was a fit, 150-155 pound pile of skin and bones with a bit of muscle thrown in. lol. Anywho. So I get the bright idea of buying all these supplements, and what not's pretending I know what the heck they even do. At this time even though it wasn't that long ago, I didn't have access to a PC or smart phone to do research. Also as Marines, we don't ask each other how to stay or be fit..lol.
Anywho so I take two creatine pills BEFORE I decide to go on a run at the base gym. So I'm on a treadmill, and I'm running, there's ladies, and guys all around I'm going at about 8mph thinking I'm some 21 year old bad__, when all of a sudden this white cocaine looking powder shoots out of my nose and onto the treadmill! It burned!! So I put my feet to the side of it.. Of course my first reaction was to look around and make sure nobody seen me. Of course a few ladies down the way did.. They looked at me like I just sniffed a pound of cocaine. I finished my run trying to save what little bit of self image I had left..I then threw every single supplement I had away in the trash. What I've concluded was, I didn't drink enough water to get those two pills down far enough and they were just sitting there somehow...Was so embarrassing when I think of it now, I want a Snickers.1 -
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The other day I was singing with a choir I'm apart of and just plain passed out.I woke up in the middle of everyone, with them all staring at me......0
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ChiChiDoesStuff wrote: »The other day I was singing with a choir I'm apart of and just plain passed out.I woke up in the middle of everyone, with them all staring at me......
Good reminder to always wear clean underwear.0 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »ChiChiDoesStuff wrote: »The other day I was singing with a choir I'm apart of and just plain passed out.I woke up in the middle of everyone, with them all staring at me......
Good reminder to always wear clean underwear.
I was also wearing a fairly short skirt that day....glad I chose cute underwear that day. Lol.0 -
I work as FSR for a Toxicology lab, so I sent out Fed-Ex shipments daily to the main lab for processing. You get to know your delivery/pick-up drivers pretty well day-by-day.
I was told my usual Monday man would be replaced as he was moving.
I was sad, but I got to wish him farewell and that was that.
Flash forward to the next week. I can regularly expect pick-up between 3:45-4:45. It was about 2:50 or so and I was fighting an upset tummy all day so I was staying in my office more often than not. One of the girls I work with had emailed me and asked me for a physical document so I stood and was bent over my desk hitting "print" when a booming female voice sounded behind me, "Hello there! They told me I could come on back!"-- Completely caught off guard, I shrieked and jumped, and machine-gun farted in the process. Loud. Think someone dropping a book in a silent library.
The shock from my own shriek set off a secondary after-shock fart as I swiveled to make eye contact.
Bless her, she didn't miss a beat... "Well, I'm excited to meet you too but you win."
I handed off the day's package, laughed, and ran.
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A guy I worked with used to come in the bathroom when I was taking a dump. He would go to the urinal, do his thing and then wash his hands. As he passed by my stall he would toss the wet paper towel over the door at me. One day I walked into the bathroom and saw his shoes under the door, so I walked over, picked up the trash can and dumped it over the door onto him. On my way back to my office I passed his office and he was behind his desk. A little later, my boss came out of the bathroom, looking for who dumped a trashcan full of paper towels on him. Luckily, he never found out.3
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I have a colleague who is getting into Olympic lifting and was playing around with a piece of PVC pipe I keep at the office for stretching...she was practicing a snatch and it was off so I grabbed the pipe to show her where she was off.
I did the full movement and split the entire *kitten* out of my pants when I was in the overhead squat position. We were in the administrative common area of the office, so everyone in admin got a good show...
I had to go home for the day since I work about an hour commute from my office.0 -
@deannambarbour wrote: »I work as FSR for a Toxicology lab, so I sent out Fed-Ex shipments daily to the main lab for processing. You get to know your delivery/pick-up drivers pretty well day-by-day.
I was told my usual Monday man would be replaced as he was moving.
I was sad, but I got to wish him farewell and that was that.
Flash forward to the next week. I can regularly expect pick-up between 3:45-4:45. It was about 2:50 or so and I was fighting an upset tummy all day so I was staying in my office more often than not. One of the girls I work with had emailed me and asked me for a physical document so I stood and was bent over my desk hitting "print" when a booming female voice sounded behind me, "Hello there! They told me I could come on back!"-- Completely caught off guard, I shrieked and jumped, and machine-gun farted in the process. Loud. Think someone dropping a book in a silent library.
The shock from my own shriek set off a secondary after-shock fart as I swiveled to make eye contact.
Bless her, she didn't miss a beat... "Well, I'm excited to meet you too but you win."
I handed off the day's package, laughed, and ran.
Mor-ti-fied.
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Uhm that’s pretty inappropriate actually. He should be embarrassed, not you.TheGymGypsy wrote: »Everyone ready for some really embarrassing TMI?
After a 60 pound weight loss my boobs shrunk from a DD to a small B. Unfortunately, one of them shrunk A LOT more then the other, leaving me embarrassingly lopsided. Today at the gym while I was lifting weights my nips got a little hard, and a guy pointed out to me that one of my nipples was a lot lower then the other. Almost cried I was so humiliated... :indifferent:
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@deannambarbour wrote: »I work as FSR for a Toxicology lab, so I sent out Fed-Ex shipments daily to the main lab for processing. You get to know your delivery/pick-up drivers pretty well day-by-day.
I was told my usual Monday man would be replaced as he was moving.
I was sad, but I got to wish him farewell and that was that.
Flash forward to the next week. I can regularly expect pick-up between 3:45-4:45. It was about 2:50 or so and I was fighting an upset tummy all day so I was staying in my office more often than not. One of the girls I work with had emailed me and asked me for a physical document so I stood and was bent over my desk hitting "print" when a booming female voice sounded behind me, "Hello there! They told me I could come on back!"-- Completely caught off guard, I shrieked and jumped, and machine-gun farted in the process. Loud. Think someone dropping a book in a silent library.
The shock from my own shriek set off a secondary after-shock fart as I swiveled to make eye contact.
Bless her, she didn't miss a beat... "Well, I'm excited to meet you too but you win."
I handed off the day's package, laughed, and ran.
Mor-ti-fied.
Greatness!
My life.
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