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Question for the Klingons... NO HUMANS!

ihad
ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
edited February 2 in Chit-Chat
How does preparation affect the calories and nutritional value of Gagh? I prefer it live, but some friends like to stew the serpent worms.
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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    There are Klingons who have an obesity problem? That surprises me.

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    How does preparation affect the calories and nutritional value of Gagh? I prefer it live, but some friends like to stew the serpent worms.
    Gagh is high in vitamin Q and a great natural source of aspartame and sucralose.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Wouldn't eating them live be more paleo? I mean stewing them is processing, isn't it?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    If they aren't wiggling it just isn't as much fun eating them.
  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    Usually the bat'leth training helps them stay in shape. Usually.

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  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
    Cooking removes vital life force.
  • WDEvy
    WDEvy Posts: 814 Member
    Gagh is too caloric. I'm on a Raktajino only diet.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    You must look your food in the eye before you consume it, otherwise there is no honour in the killing!
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    Someone told me that dipping my live Gagh in sweet and sour sauce makes me a dirty eater.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Klingon food porn

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  • kimothie
    kimothie Posts: 2 Member
    I prefer Pipius claw when I'm starting a new weight loss regime- less likely to overindulge. That said, live Gagh is something for my "cheat days".
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Klingon food porn

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    Sabotage!!!
  • michellemybelll
    michellemybelll Posts: 2,228 Member
    what friends are these that would dishonor you by eating their gagh stewed? :noway:
  • LaserOctopus
    LaserOctopus Posts: 121 Member
    This thread has made my world a better place. That is all, carry on.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Hab SoSlI' Quch!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    trek_vader_choke.jpg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Gagh is high in protein, but it's best served cold.

    AS IS REVENGE!
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    what are the ideal macronutrient ratios for Klingons?
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    I find that by replacing the serpent worms with cauliflower soaked overnight in blood wine, the calories and nutritional value of Gagh remains constant regardless of how it's prepared.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I prefer to eat older, human females.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I prefer to eat older, human females.

    how YOU doin'?
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    what are the ideal macronutrient ratios for Klingons?

    80% protein, 20% screams of our enemies
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I find that by replacing the serpent worms with cauliflower soaked overnight in blood wine, the calories and nutritional value of Gagh remains constant regardless of how it's prepared.

    maghwI'
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    I prefer to eat older, human females.


    "What about plain old basic sex? You must have some need for that."

    "Of course, but with the females available to me, sir - Earth females - I must restrain myself too much. They are quite fragile, sir."

    "Worf, if anyone else had said that I'd suspect he was bragging."
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Hab SoSlI' Quch
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
    Silly turtleheads, worms are for birds.
  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Qagh DaSop? SuDal. NuqDaq yuch Dapol?
    :tongue:
  • seventwenty
    seventwenty Posts: 565 Member
    Awful trolling. 0/10.
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