If the person above you stalked you everyday

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  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    Get her hopped up on caffeine and laughing
    Ooh that would be bad laugh inappropriately at everything now...
    Rainhoward, hug you stalker
  • Gmtribble90
    Gmtribble90 Posts: 463 Member
    Smile, wave, introduce myself, and ask about a possible girl's day out
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    go to Panera, order an asiago cheese bagel, ask if she wanted anything

    Damn that sounds delicious. I am starving
  • xALEXANDROx
    xALEXANDROx Posts: 3,416 Member
    Leave the door wide open.
  • PapaverSomniferum
    PapaverSomniferum Posts: 2,670 Member
    walk in circles so we'd end up stalking eachother
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    invite her in to live
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    go to Panera, order an asiago cheese bagel, ask if she wanted anything

    Damn that sounds delicious. I am starving
    You have an open invitation anytime you happen by middle TN. . . stalking or not.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Ask him to spot me on bench!
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    Invite him in for a nap, it's hard work stalking me!
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    I'd be happy the the bait FINALLY worked
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    leave a very obvious trail for her to follow
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    Leave Reese's Cups and I will stalk you all night long
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    Leave Reese's Cups and I will stalk you all night long
    There's one on the pillow waiting for you
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    "Accidentally" leave the back door open
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Back door is open?

    :huh:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    deadbolt the backdoor and flash from the windows
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    deadbolt the backdoor and flash from the windows

    Garage door is still unlocked, right?
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    deadbolt the backdoor and flash from the windows

    Garage door is still unlocked, right?
    As long as you know the keycode to get in you are good :smooched:
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    Oops @ MU I would immediately report him to the police for not giving me undivided stalking attention
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    invite her in for a drink and breakfast in bed
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    deadbolt the backdoor and flash from the windows

    Garage door is still unlocked, right?
    As long as you know the keycode to get in you are good :smooched:

    I'll just lick the keypad. That seems to work everywhere else I'm trying to get into.

    RainHoward - ummmm. Run like a little....
  • WhoMe93
    WhoMe93 Posts: 33
    @RainHoward - would definitely stalk back and rub his shoulders. ;)
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    i would make em do my dishes.
  • newbe_2013
    newbe_2013 Posts: 354
    make her go to my room
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    He would be my cabana boy/personal bartender since he looks as if he can make a mean drink
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    ^ I'd ask her for some copies of the pics she took, just cause I know she's a bad *kitten* photographer and would take some bad *kitten* MFP profile pics, while stalking me
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    id ask him in for a drink
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    Invite her in for coffee we would do nothing but giggle!
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    You may pet my panther, but not while she's sleeping.
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    Ask if petting panthers is a euphemism
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