If the person above you stalked you everyday
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You like to stroke kitties?0
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I would have to say stroking *kitten* is def a euphemism, but I'm no expert0
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You should become an expert. You'll get more dates that way
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Show her my expertise.. or wait do I have to stalk her for that part?0
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Offer a beer?0
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Explain how much it hurt having a baseball bat placed up your nostril :laugh: 0
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explain that I mean a real black panther0
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Stroke his panther???0
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Offer to buy a drink...0
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there's someone who might appreciate big cats, especially the official Florida mascot, still endangered.0
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Tell her she can keep stalking as long as she tells me how to look that good 20 years from now!0
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Damn I was too slow :-P0
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Share my ♪ With her.0
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Ask her when she has time to workout if she's stalking me every day! Since she's there, ask her for opinions when shopping.
Edit to add...no kidding Men at Work just came on the music channel with "Who can it be now?" Classic stalking song.0 -
I'd put on the creepiest show in the sexiest womens clothes I could find0
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I'd put on the creepiest show in the sexiest womens clothes I could find
Can I sell tickets for that show?! 0 -
I'd crawl through the deepest, darkest woods to see if she got lost. How good of a stalker is she, exactly? We'll test it.0
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hide behind a fence post0
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Have around the clock protection from the crazies...wait, you're not crazy are you?0
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I would make friends with you0
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I'd invite her into my house for a beer
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id give him a beer at least i know someone is watching out for me then0
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Shopping then drinks...0
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I'd invite her to a surprise birthday party.0
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Remind him to not feed the bears!!0
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Invite her to go shopping with me0
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go hang out at the beach with her.....if you can't beat em.....join em!!!lol0
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invite her in0
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Remind him to not feed the bears!!
Hysterical!0 -
Get chocolate ice cream0
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