If the person above you stalked you everyday

SugarNextDoor

Ask if I could come in for lunch, but is it okay if the guys stalking me come too? We need conference facilities. ( I wish:laugh: )

Bring them I need a new stalker myself, mine have all gone quiet

Take her shopping and pay for lunch!

CookNLift

I'd be pretty happy with that lol....may have to stalk back

Groovyca2022

have him bring the pizza/beer/wings on MNF!

jjinteso

Welcome her with champagne

brandileah111

I'd set an appointment. And tell him to bring beer.

mister_universe

I'd clean my house. And change my sheets.

latenitelucy

Get a restraining order..you know, order him to be restrained in my room...

TwinkieDong

ask her to share her lollipop with me. Maybe later gather the courage and ask her if I could motor boat.

solarpower03

Ask him to find better targets to stalk!

Groovyca2022

Have him bring me chocolate ice cream...

nino07110922

Have him bring me chocolate ice cream...

Hey!!! That's MY job!!! :laugh:

whierd

I would sing:

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Groovyca2022

Have him sing to me

gonnasee33

smile and ask if there was anything I can do ?

nino07110922

...ask him to pull his pants up... just a tad.

Italia2229

Invite him to continue stalking

nino07110922

Remind her that I'd need a pass on base/post in order to effectively stalk. :laugh:

Groovyca2022

He can't stalk me...because I'm already stalking him. I'm building my collection. Let me see...I have a credit card, bible , t~shirt and Smile.....:-)

SwitzEngine

I would buy a 2nd closet :-)

Groovyca2022

Well..since you do have an extra closet.

To make it easier,...I would move it.

TwinkieDong

I would keep you....

Sarie_Bronish

@jbpi - I wouldnt mind

brandileah111

I'd ask to compare tats!

newbe_2013

ask in her in

newbe_2013

ask in her in

Groovyca2022

Have him tell me lies..sweet little lies. = )

solarpower03

Invite her in!

Escape_Artist

Buy him a beer :drinker:

jjinteso

ask her to have a beer with me.

Jonesingmucho

Yay! A beer drinking stalker! I'd ask him to roll the keg around back so we can crank the party up. IT IS FRIDAY!