If the person above you stalked you everyday

pennelope515

Take the dog

sam308lbs

tell her if she can break a brick in half, i'll stalk her back.

CavewomanCoby

Set fire to that crazy shirt.

griff7809

BS with her about when I lived in the Far East.

Skeletor666

BS with her about when I lived in the Far East.

Ask him why he was stalking me, go to the pub, sink a few beers. Get to know the man behind the stalking.

tonafoto

I would hide myself in Hongkong

123tryingtobefree

Stalk him back XD

dpwellman

I'd smile more

Ophidion

Tell him his head looks about the right height to get the job done lol

ETA: looks like your on your knees bro.

togmo

Change my profile pic to something like this so it was harder for him to find me...

Jonesingmucho

I would be fine with it SINCE he is obviously Batman....

Those are stalactites which means he knows a thing or two about caves, SOOOOOO BATMAN! oh yeah!

tonafoto

Sit and wait what would be happening...

PaleoChocolateBear

Give them my paperwork to do

choijanro

Beg for a protein shake

tonafoto

Give them my paperwork to do

burned the paperwork and invite him for a workout...

shannongoneau

Ask him for tips on self portraits

tonafoto

gave her lots of advice...on everything she wanted...

43932452

Ask him to photograph me, I'm awful @it!

PaleoChocolateBear

Ask them for Cowboys Redskins tickets

dpwellman

Help me clean my car