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You're drowning

Has a snake fetish.. I mean there's some other fetishes too, but that's like the main one

Keeps sending me inappropriate messages.

Into older men with strong portfolios and weak hearts.

has had multiple breast reduction surgeries, cause "dammit they just aren't small enough for me yet"

It's an ecard!

Teaches lap dancing at the senior center

Is afraid to get closer to Morro Rock