maintenance man, last month ..

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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
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    Post a picture of you in your shorts...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day ..
    *snip*
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    Hmm. Tough call, OP. I will need some more information. Can you add a picture of you in said outfit so I can make a determination? mmk Thx!
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    do you like this attention???
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    I can practically see up your skirt now, I'm starting to get the impression you want me to jump your bones.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I can practically see up your skirt now, I'm starting to get the impression you want me to jump your bones.

    It's guys like you who give us pervs a bad name.
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    Are you insinuating that the maintenance man has been watching you from the vacant apartment? Do you have any reason to actually think this or is it just something you think may have happened? It's a stretch to go from the maintenance guy admiring you in your short shorts to the maintenance guy stalking you.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Are you insinuating that the maintenance man has been watching you from the vacant apartment? Do you have any reason to actually think this or is it just something you think may have happened? It's a stretch to go from the maintenance guy admiring you in your short shorts to the maintenance guy stalking you.

    Thanks for the backup. I thought I was caught.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Dear Penthouse Forum. I couldn't believe it happened to me...
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
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    This is exactly how I stalked my last victim before I made her mine by chaining her to a pole in my basement! He's a pro!
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
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    Are you sure you weren't lying on your back porch. Just a-getting some sun? Have your hair done up in pigtails? Have a swimming suit on. . . . .




    It was Peter the Meter Reader, wasn't it?
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I have apologized over and over.
    Looked in your window for forgiveness and stuff!:love::flowerforyou:
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    Are you insinuating that the maintenance man has been watching you from the vacant apartment? Do you have any reason to actually think this or is it just something you think may have happened? It's a stretch to go from the maintenance guy admiring you in your short shorts to the maintenance guy stalking you.

    Thanks for the backup. I thought I was caught.

    Anytime. :wink:
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    This is exactly how I stalked my last victim before I made her mine by chaining her to a pole in my basement! He's a pro!


    Can I have the lotion now?
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

    Try reading it as a poem. It makes much more sense.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

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  • kristen49233
    kristen49233 Posts: 385 Member
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    Thought this was written by an 18 year old...no offense to those that are 18.
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
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    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

    I *think* she's saying she was prancing around in shorty-shorts when the maintenance guy came over. He kept wanting to keep her close so he could check out the goods. Now he's apparently living across the street in the vacant apartment and spying on her.

    I can't wait to see the Pay-Per-View on this! Barn-chicka-barn-narw
  • dressagester
    dressagester Posts: 53 Member
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    Thank you for sharing how irresistibly sexy you are. It must be a burden. :flowerforyou:

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