maintenance man, last month ..

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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I have apologized over and over.
    Looked in your window for forgiveness and stuff!:love::flowerforyou:
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Are you insinuating that the maintenance man has been watching you from the vacant apartment? Do you have any reason to actually think this or is it just something you think may have happened? It's a stretch to go from the maintenance guy admiring you in your short shorts to the maintenance guy stalking you.

    Thanks for the backup. I thought I was caught.

    Anytime. :wink:
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    This is exactly how I stalked my last victim before I made her mine by chaining her to a pole in my basement! He's a pro!


    Can I have the lotion now?
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

    Try reading it as a poem. It makes much more sense.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

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  • kristen49233
    kristen49233 Posts: 385 Member
    Thought this was written by an 18 year old...no offense to those that are 18.
  • just_Jennie1
    just_Jennie1 Posts: 1,233
    This is a weird one ..
    Last moth we had our maintenance crew here.
    I wasn't expecting them but let them in. I was
    wearing super short shorts because it was my
    fitness day .. since there were 2 of them, I opted
    to stay that way rather than change.

    There were 2 but one kept needing me to be
    in his proximity .. the day dragged and I was
    suspicious he thought I was trying to be .. hmmm
    well you get the picture. The following Saturday
    night he phoned our house saying he thought
    I called .. now we have a vacancy across the way,
    so there have been a couple times I was seen. lol
    Do I have a problem or is this in my head? :huh:

    That was the hardest thing I ever had to read in my life. I read it like 20 times and still have no clue wtf you're trying to say.

    I *think* she's saying she was prancing around in shorty-shorts when the maintenance guy came over. He kept wanting to keep her close so he could check out the goods. Now he's apparently living across the street in the vacant apartment and spying on her.

    I can't wait to see the Pay-Per-View on this! Barn-chicka-barn-narw
  • dressagester
    dressagester Posts: 53 Member
    Thank you for sharing how irresistibly sexy you are. It must be a burden. :flowerforyou:

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