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  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    Most inappropriate thing to say to a Bishop?

    So who did you have to sleep with to get your job?


    Most inappropriate thing to say to MFP friend who deleted you?

    you are still fat

    most inappropriate thing to say someone who has a lazy eye
  • Raya1980
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    most inappropriate thing to say someone who has a lazy eye ?
    Not there, there! (Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law fans will get that joke.)


    Most inappropriate thing to say at a funeral?
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    Do you think the widow/widower is seeing anyone yet?


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a kid with a broken arm?
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    Do you think the widow/widower is seeing anyone yet?


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a kid with a broken arm?
    That's ok, just use the other hand, I call it "the stranger"


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a woman at the grocery store?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Do you think the widow/widower is seeing anyone yet?


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a kid with a broken arm?
    That's ok, just use the other hand, I call it "the stranger"


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a woman at the grocery store?

    Do you prefer the feeling of a salami or a cucumber?

    Most inappropriate thing to say to someone in a wheelchair
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
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    Do you think the widow/widower is seeing anyone yet?


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a kid with a broken arm?
    That's ok, just use the other hand, I call it "the stranger"


    Most inappropriate thing to say to a woman at the grocery store?

    Do you prefer the feeling of a salami or a cucumber?

    Most inappropriate thing to say to someone in a wheelchair

    I've always wanted to ride in one of those things! Can we take turns pushing each other down the hill really fast?

    Most inappropriate thing to bring with you on an airplane?
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
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    a blow up doll (especially if you haven't washed her since last using).

    thing to say to a homeless person...
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    You contribute absolutely nothing to society....and you stink.

    Thing to say to a blind person...
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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    thing to say to a homeless person...

    Are you going to eat that....

    Most inappropriate thing to say to a short person
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    To Blind person....How many fingers am I holding up?

    Thing to do at a wedding?
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    Announce you'll be taking bets to see how long the marriage will last.



    Thing to do at a high school basketball game?
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
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    Try to take out the other team's cheerleaders

    Whats the most inappropriate thing you could say to a police officer when he pulls you over?
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
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    Don't look in the trunk.



    During your evaluation at work?
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
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    During your evaluation at work?

    Fart in a jar, put a lid on it and put into your briefcase.

    While singing at church.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    During your evaluation at work?

    Fart in a jar, put a lid on it and put into your briefcase.

    While singing at church.

    sing iron maidens, number of the beast

    Most inappropriate thing to say to someone who has their mouth full
  • Mitzki5
    Mitzki5 Posts: 482 Member
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    Can I have a taste?

    At the moment the Dr is feeling your prostate/
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    Can I have a taste?

    At the moment the Dr is feeling your prostate/

    why are both your hands on my shoulders?

    while your SO's mother is taking a shower
  • BigD06
    BigD06 Posts: 130 Member
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    So that's where she gets those nips from...

    Inappropriate thing to say after sex, with an ex, that pay their presume, and blur like you remember?
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    So that's where she gets those nips from...

    Inappropriate thing to say after sex, with an ex, that pay their presume, and blur like you remember?

    I don't understand the question (the last two clauses of it anyway0....?

    inappropriate thing to say after sex with an ex: oh yeah, that's why I broke up with you wasn't it?



    most inappropriate thing to say to a driving examiner in the middle of a driving test
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    So that's where she gets those nips from...

    Inappropriate thing to say after sex, with an ex, that pay their presume, and blur like you remember?

    I don't understand the question (the last two clauses of it anyway0....?

    inappropriate thing to say after sex with an ex: oh yeah, that's why I broke up with you wasn't it?



    most inappropriate thing to say to a driving examiner in the middle of a driving test

    oh hey, look at that lake. yes my name is susan smith

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