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He drives around honking at women just for kicks!0
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Short legs0
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has a tramp stamp0
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Smokes weed 24/70
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That phone is his brothers!0
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Killed a leopard, tie-dyed its hide green and yellow, and made a dress out of it.0
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Likes wearing wearing live chickens for hats!0
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They are supposed to be lies, remember!
Volunteers as a gerbil wrangler at HabitTrails for Humanity.0 -
He is really the dean in the show 'Community.'0
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he just took a dump in the pool0
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lives in my closet0
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Is a vampire .. she is 900 years old!!0
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Just turned 3 last week. She's an early bloomer.0
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He's an alien, his ship crashed and is stuck on Earth ..0
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braids armpit hair, but only on Friday....0
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He got bored with one .. he now has a harem of blow up ladies!!0
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she secretly does the blowing....of my dolls! of my dolls! keep it clean people.....0
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He gets much enjoyment watching me blow life into his harem.0
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harem is nickname for my.....harem....but she has a great blowing technique0
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I have to get my practice somehow ..
He lends his harem out to lonely guys on weekends!!0 -
she has successfully sucked a golf ball through 40 feet of garden hose...on the first attempt....0
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He entered his harem in beauty contests but they were dismissed for being plastic.0
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She works at the Bunny Ranch...0
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She took the cookies from the cookie jar!0
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She has 4 different MFP accounts ..0
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She is shy about her sexy legs.0
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Doesn't know her ABCs without singing the song0
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Is the biggest prude out there.0
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Is a man0
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He stole my sippy cup!0
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