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Can anyone answer any of these questions?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
Whats Faster, Light or Dark?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Can anyone answer any of these questions?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Why can't donuts be square?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
Whats Faster, Light or Dark?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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The Caramilk secret. How do they get that in there......??? :laugh:0
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The holes in crackers are to keep them from bubbling up. It's the same reason you dock pie crusts before baking. You want them flat.0
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Holes in crackers are put there during the baking process to prevent air bubbles from it rising.
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The holes in crackers are to keep them from bubbling up. It's the same reason you dock pie crusts before baking. You want them flat.
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Can anyone answer any of these questions?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Why can't donuts be square?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
In order:
As far as you want. If you're going east, you're going east. You're not going west. Ever.
Unless he has really bad grammar or the pony is wearing a cap, he's calling the feather Macaroni.
They do. I constantly see tattoos in English here in Beijing.
They can be, and they are. http://www.squaredonuts.com/Square-Donuts-Terre-Haute.html
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Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
"Heads Up" in my life has always meant you need to look up, something is coming towards you, not "duck".
Holes are in crackers to release steam when baking.
My husband knows why he is called Donkey Kong, since he used to work at Nintendo of America. I'll have to ask him to remind me.
I always assumed they were modeled after ducklings, since they are a children's toy.
Someone has to have done this at some point in time.0 -
Sooo...
Can anyone answer any of these questions?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because there are British people.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
No roadrunner on the menu.
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
bloviation
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Japan.
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
John Kerry
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Hat.
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
They're not as dense as medium density fiberboard.
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
panquakes.
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Yes.
Why can't donuts be square?
Some are starry, some are coney, some are shaped like macaroni.
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
They hate you.
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
chafing.
Why do they put holes in crackers?
Even white folk need to breathe.
Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
He's a bit of an *kitten*.
If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
blue. It's dead.
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Because Australia.
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
Sounds like a fun party. Where's my invite?
If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?
Being in the second floor would suck. How would you get out? Are you a ghost?
What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?
You lose a hand.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Because that is generally the way it works.
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
I love flip flops.
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
no.
Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'
Benjamin Franklin
Whats Faster, Light or Dark?
Depends on the chicken.
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
yes.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Probably meth.
What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
red
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
I'd tell you.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Some dude, clearly.
When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?
That's not a question, despite the marks.
Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
The dye is cheaper than red.
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Only if it's used for medical purposes.
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Seriously?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Hair dye doesn't sell itself.
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
That's zebrist.
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
What's a road?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Because he's British. And he's a good egg at that.
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
To sell candy.
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
It's shiny.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Benjamin Franklin's
Why do they report power outages on TV?
How would you even know?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
I think we technically park ON a driveway.
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
because0
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