Pet peeves and petty annoyances

coolraul07
coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
What are those itty-bitty, tiny, petty things that annoy the hell outta you? We know the common ones (lose vs. loose, bad drivers, etc.) so more points for originality/rarity.

I'll start with a couple:
• People using the word 'blackmail'. Even if it's onTV, I always reply, "No. I'm 'black male', that's extortion."
• I sit in a teleworking cube semi-weekly and trash can sits at the entrance. An AVP office is 8 feet away and people entering/exiting his office always use this trash can rather than the one is his office. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't alway throw the stuff from afar so it's makes an annoying noise when it lands. Irks me to no end. I feel like putting the trash can right in front of his door, but you know, I like being gainfully employed and all.
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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    people who chew with their mouth open
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    People who smack their lips. I'd like to smack their face.

    There/Their/They're. Holy hell, get it right/rite/ryt.

    People who act like twerking is new. I had a chick twerk on me when I was in hs.

    Goats. With their evil little goatees.

    Text speak and hashtagging. #yudumbro

    The fact that we still don't have a live action FF7 (or 8) porn.

    Anthony Bourdain.

    People who disagree with me.

    Did I mention Anthony Bourdain?
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    oh and people on linkedin who have never worked in your industry, but claim to be an expert in it... and ignorant people fall for it.
  • X3MM
    X3MM Posts: 92
    Loud Burps.. Can't stand them
  • SlimJanette
    SlimJanette Posts: 597 Member
    I hate when people are driving and do not use their signal lights. I want to ram into them.
    Lose/Loose
    ALOT is not 1 word, should be a lot
    There/Their/They're
    Lady Gaga
    People who chew with their mouths open
    Liars
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.

    If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    ...People who act like twerking is new. I had a chick twerk on me when I was in hs.
    #Inorite
    Goats. With their evil little goatees.
    Yeah, but their slit pupils are really creepy.
    Text speak and hashtagging. #yudumbro
    #MyBadLOL
    The fact that we still don't have a live action FF7 (or 8) porn.
    Sounds like a KickStarter project to me.
    Anthony Bourdain.
    Yeah, how DOES he keep getting work?! #SMDH
    People who disagree with me.
    How about people who 'agree to disagree' with you?
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    People who think they are experts on every subject, then get angry and/or sarcastic if you disagree with them.

    People who flip me the bird when they cut me off in traffic and I dare to honk at them.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    the sound of a metal fork against a glass plate
    people using your/you're, there/their...etc wrong
    slow drivers in the fast lane
    people slurping through their straws
    people who NEVER let you finish a sentence
    anyone who says "look what I can do" or "hey guys watch this"


    the list could go on and on
  • zenalasca
    zenalasca Posts: 563 Member
    People who smack their lips. I'd like to smack their face.

    Insufferable people.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.

    If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.
    I ain't gonna lie. I've never hunted or fished but I respect those who do. I also watch "Doomsday Preppers" and when it hits the fan, I'm gonna hang out with you! Right, buddy? :smile:
  • obrientp
    obrientp Posts: 546 Member
    Idle finger snapping and tuneless whistling.
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    people who chew with their mouth open

    ^^^ this and people who snap and pop gum.

    People who pass you while driving to get in front of you and slow down. Really?!
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    People who grocery shop with their cart parked in the middle of the aisle.
    People who walk in groups of 4-6 on the trail and take up the whole thing without regard to others who are using it.
    People who let their dog poo on the trail and don't clean it up, especially if I see it happen. If you didn't have crazy eyes and if we weren't the only people in sight, I would tell you about yourself.
    People who are completely unable to hold themselves accountable for anything. If you messed up, admit it. Accept the consequences, learn from it and move on.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    oh, people who think they have the right to tell me their opinion on hunting and how it's "evil" while they're scarfing down some meet from a big feedlot.

    If it weren't illegal, I'd knock em out.
    I ain't gonna lie. I've never hunted or fished but I respect those who do. I also watch "Doomsday Preppers" and when it hits the fan, I'm gonna hang out with you! Right, buddy? :smile:

    I have recipes for human. (Ok, not anymore, but I did, it was an old cookbook that since grew legs, and it had recipes for human.)

    You ever had squirrel? You wanna? :D
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    People who pass you while driving to get in front of you and slow down. Really?!

    Or people who do that during the bike portion of a triathlon. >_<
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    People who grocery shop with their cart parked in the middle of the aisle.
    People who walk in groups of 4-6 on the trail and take up the whole thing without regard to others who are using it.
    ....

    Oh yeah, both of these "grind my gears". I get "road rage" at both, especially the cart user who parks in the middle AND then stands next to the cart while looking at stuff. I see red and hear Ludacris' "Move B!tch!" playing in my brain pan!
    I also hate the "hall talkers" who stand on opposite sides of a hallway rather than on the same side. I walk right between them as if there weren't there. If you didn't want me to walk through your words, then your words shouldn't cross a walk path.

    ...and what about those drivers that stop in the middle of a residential road to talk to someone outside the car? Pull the *kitten* over to the side why dontcha?! :mad: And then wanna get all pissy when I honk.... F-U! :explode:

    P.S. I'm not real-life 'rager', but I have a vivid imagination full wonderfully sadistic things that I do to folks like these... with a smile on my face!
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    When these little fockers take up residence around my house. :angry: I have KIDS for crying out loud!

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  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    When these little fockers take up residence around my house. :angry: I have KIDS for crying out loud!
    ...

    OK, black widows aren't a petty annoyance, that's the REAL DEAL! I'd be pissed if you WEREN'T upset!
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    People who don't use their turn signal

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE in sight behind you, only to drive 300 feet and turn off!

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE behind you then don't even go the speed limit!

    People who drive 10 miles under the speed limit then have the audacity to flip you off once you pass them!




    OMFG the road rage I get is unreal. Stupid people should not be able to drive!! :angry:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    People who smack their lips. I'd like to smack their face.

    There/Their/They're. Holy hell, get it right/rite/ryt.

    Goats. With their evil little goatees.

    Text speak and hashtagging. #yudumbro

    Anthony Bourdain.

    People who disagree with me.

    Did I mention Anthony Bourdain?

    I like you even more now.
  • When I have to actually stop and wait .07 seconds for three cars to pass through my small little center of town and it's 9 o'clock at night. (Seriously. My husband and I laughed at ourselves when we got mad over this one night).
  • People who act like twerking is new. I had a chick twerk on me when I was in hs.

    Not everyone knows what it is. None of the people I hang around with know what it is and I had to Google it to find out because everyone was talking about it.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    parents that think its ok to let their kids run wild in a store and act like little monsters screaming and yelling.

    parents who think its ok to bring a small child to a nice restaurant and let that child scream through the whole meal.

    dog owners that let their dogs bark all night.

    dog owners that dont pick up after their dogs, especially the ones that let the poo just hang out on the side walk or a walk way. so trashy.

    my neighbors that trash the laundry room. piggy's
  • When I can hear you chewing your food. Ugh, literally makes me gag.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    People who don't use their turn signal

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE in sight behind you, only to drive 300 feet and turn off!

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE behind you then don't even go the speed limit!

    People who drive 10 miles under the speed limit then have the audacity to flip you off once you pass them!
    ...
    Check, check, check, and double-check!
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    ...Men who don't put out on the first date
    How YOU doin'?! :flowerforyou:
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    So many I could list. The big one for me this week has been the guy that heavily drags his feet when he walks. You can hear him through the whole hall. It's going to happen, I'm going to snap!
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    People who don't use their turn signal

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE in sight behind you, only to drive 300 feet and turn off!

    People who pull out in front of you when there is NO ONE behind you then don't even go the speed limit!

    People who drive 10 miles under the speed limit then have the audacity to flip you off once you pass them!
    ...
    Check, check, check, and double-check!
    Don't forget the people that speed up after you pass them!