OMG I just got creeped on!

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:
    Sex is dirty, wrong and a sin.

    if you do it right... "yes" to all three of those things.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:
    Sex is dirty, wrong and a sin.

    And make you go blind!!!


    So I hear. :embarassed:
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    *Junk pics sent.*

    There, NOW you've arrived.
  • dorisbunker39
    dorisbunker39 Posts: 80 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:

    Hay girl your so sexy you make me sexist.....
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:
    Sex is dirty, wrong and a sin.

    And make you go blind!!!


    So I hear. :embarassed:
    Only if it's solo.
  • KateK8LoseW8
    KateK8LoseW8 Posts: 824 Member
    I was so happy when I got my first creepy PM. He was a slow creeper too, started out really friendly. Before I knew it, he was sending me messages about how he wanted me to attack him with my powerful thighs.

    Yesss.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    I need a new set of earmuffs. Would you be willing to accept my application for your opening?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:
    Sex is dirty, wrong and a sin.

    And make you go blind!!!


    So I hear. :embarassed:
    Only if it's solo.

    Some do it with other people???

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  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:
    Sex is dirty, wrong and a sin.

    And make you go blind!!!


    So I hear. :embarassed:
    Only if it's solo.

    Some do it with other people???

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    Not if they are righteous.
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:
    Don't worry you will now
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    I need a new set of earmuffs. Would you be willing to accept my application for your opening?

    Earmuffs you say? I might be able to oblige. If you would JUST.HOLD.STILL.

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I keep my creepers locked in my special room.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    I love the creepers.

    I so wish we lived closer together. I think we could be "real" friends! LOL
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    I keep my creepers locked in my special room.

    It's very dark and lonely there, can you do something about the handcuffs? They are a bit tight.
  • lolapedia88
    lolapedia88 Posts: 178 Member
    Oh I've gotten quite a few haha
  • gino715
    gino715 Posts: 169 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:

    I never got that, I wonder why lol
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    I was so happy when I got my first creepy PM. He was a slow creeper too, started out really friendly. Before I knew it, he was sending me messages about how he wanted me to attack him with my powerful thighs.

    Yesss.

    LOLOL!!!

    And I think they're calling it flirting, not creeping...
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    I'm sorry if I creeped on you. I'll wipe it off.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    You've been baptized! It's official now!
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:
    Don't worry you will now

    Ha ha don't think so
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    Oh I've gotten quite a few haha

    Must be the glasses.
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    Just say worse things than they do and scare them away...usually works!


    LOL.


    You are new, aren't you. That's cute.

    LOL! Not new and you have not seen the dark corners of my mind to know what is in there. :devil:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Does this mean I have arrived?? I feel so speshul. ✰♡*•˛❤˛•*✰

    Sorry, to my knowledge, I am the only speshul one here.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    You've been baptized! It's official now!

    I like to baptize my oreos before I eat them.

    Don't mind the crumbs in your kitchen.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Just say worse things than they do and scare them away...usually works!


    LOL.


    You are new, aren't you. That's cute.

    LOL! Not new and you have not seen the dark corners of my mind to know what is in there. :devil:

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  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    My first creeper I was all, "Oh Hey, I got a creeper..... Um.... Thanks?"

    But numbers 2 & 3? I felt SPECIAL!!!

    I especially liked the guy who referenced hockey and moms and what he liked about them... :smokin:


    Then I told my husband he'd best start working harder, I had not ONE, not TWO, but THREE, THREE internet creepers at MFP. He was toeing a fine line and you never know, he might come home to a dirty house full of hungry teen age girls...Well, he does anyway but I would not be there to be be a buffer to that insanity, or is it add to it? I forget which.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    Creepers make my day go by faster ! I appreciate every one of them lol
  • jasonalvear
    jasonalvear Posts: 72 Member
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    Love this, haha!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Did someone call for a creeper? Looks like there are plenty who got here before me... You still needing my services?

    I'll just sit here and check out the best angles to see from which windows while I wait for your response.

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