OMG I just got creeped on!

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  • davekyguy
    davekyguy Posts: 23 Member
    It's not just the internet... just read the news. :(
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:

    Give it time. You just got here last month.

    Can I clean your hairbrush for you?
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
  • davekyguy
    davekyguy Posts: 23 Member
    My first creeper I was all, "Oh Hey, I got a creeper..... Um.... Thanks?"

    But numbers 2 & 3? I felt SPECIAL!!!

    I especially liked the guy who referenced hockey and moms and what he liked about them... :smokin:


    Then I told my husband he'd best start working harder, I had not ONE, not TWO, but THREE, THREE internet creepers at MFP. He was toeing a fine line and you never know, he might come home to a dirty house full of hungry teen age girls...Well, he does anyway but I would not be there to be be a buffer to that insanity, or is it add to it? I forget which.

    Now the creepers know you have a houseful of teenage girls.. :sad:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Just say worse things than they do and scare them away...usually works!


    LOL.


    You are new, aren't you. That's cute.

    LOL! Not new and you have not seen the dark corners of my mind to know what is in there. :devil:

    I'm just too curious now. Do you want your creepy message public or PM?
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    My first creeper I was all, "Oh Hey, I got a creeper..... Um.... Thanks?"

    But numbers 2 & 3? I felt SPECIAL!!!

    I especially liked the guy who referenced hockey and moms and what he liked about them... :smokin:


    Then I told my husband he'd best start working harder, I had not ONE, not TWO, but THREE, THREE internet creepers at MFP. He was toeing a fine line and you never know, he might come home to a dirty house full of hungry teen age girls...Well, he does anyway but I would not be there to be be a buffer to that insanity, or is it add to it? I forget which.

    Now the creepers know you have a houseful of teenage girls.. :sad:

    They are Hockey players who go by "The Goon Squad" and they are always Hangry!! Worry for the Creepers. Trust me on this one.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:

    Give it time. You just got here last month.

    Can I clean your hairbrush for you?

    That's true, I suppose I should be more patient for the creepers. Sure clean away!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.
    Welldo you? You never answered me!!
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    I now have an opening for anyone who wants to be creeped.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.

    Oh crap... Hey! I got a creeper!! :drinker:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:

    Give it time. You just got here last month.

    Can I clean your hairbrush for you?

    That's true, I suppose I should be more patient for the creepers. Sure clean away!

    It was a trick question. I already had when I watched you sleeping lastnight.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.

    Oh crap... Hey! I got a creeper!! :drinker:
    Did you think someone asking those questions was just being friendly? :huh:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.
    Welldo you? You never answered me!!
    Thanks, Snowflake. Thanks. I just choked on my water!
  • KT193
    KT193 Posts: 33 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:

    Give it time. You just got here last month.

    Can I clean your hairbrush for you?



    That's true, I suppose I should be more patient for the creepers. Sure clean away!

    It was a trick question. I already had when I watched you sleeping lastnight.

    Dammit that was you! Man you must be fast to come all the way over from the US (i'm guessing that's where your from as most of you peeps on this are american, I wasn't creeping on you honestly.........)
  • SailorKnightWing
    SailorKnightWing Posts: 875 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.
    Welldo you? You never answered me!!
    Thanks, Snowflake. Thanks. I just choked on my water!

    NP. It's what I do!
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    I keep my creepers locked in my special room.

    It's very dark and lonely there, can you do something about the handcuffs? They are a bit tight.

    Shhhh. I didn't give you permission to speak
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    No creepers so far so good :)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I haven't had any creepers :cry:

    Give it time. You just got here last month.

    Can I clean your hairbrush for you?



    That's true, I suppose I should be more patient for the creepers. Sure clean away!

    It was a trick question. I already had when I watched you sleeping lastnight.

    Dammit that was you! Man you must be fast to come all the way over from the US (i'm guessing that's where your from as most of you peeps on this are american, I wasn't creeping on you honestly.........)

    It's OK. I actually encourage the creepers. Speaking of which, I miss Cadori. She would always tell me when I was running out of eggs.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Man, I've been on MFP for several years and never been creeped on. What do I have to do? Post a picture of my self in red underpanties while licking my lips?
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Man, I've been on MFP for several years and never been creeped on. What do I have to do? Post a picture of my self in red underpanties while licking my lips?
    How YOU doin'?
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Man, I've been on MFP for several years and never been creeped on. What do I have to do? Post a picture of my self in red underpanties while licking my lips?


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  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.

    Oh crap... Hey! I got a creeper!! :drinker:
    Did you think someone asking those questions was just being friendly? :huh:
    well the first few messages were not like that but the last one I got .... whoa! :noway:
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    Man, I've been on MFP for several years and never been creeped on. What do I have to do? Post a picture of my self in red underpanties while licking my lips?

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.

    Oh crap... Hey! I got a creeper!! :drinker:
    Did you think someone asking those questions was just being friendly? :huh:
    well the first few messages were not like that but the last one I got .... whoa! :noway:
    A lot of them start out innocent.

    I've gotten several from men just saying I look nice (one way or another) and left it at that. Those are always welcome! lol
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Creepers are always welcome as long as they are nice.
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
    Okay so Idk, how do you know a creeper from just a friendly person?
    When they start asking you if you like to sit around your house naked and go skinny dipping:

    CREEPER.

    Oh crap... Hey! I got a creeper!! :drinker:
    Did you think someone asking those questions was just being friendly? :huh:
    well the first few messages were not like that but the last one I got .... whoa! :noway:
    A lot of them start out innocent.

    I've gotten several from men just saying I look nice (one way or another) and left it at that. Those are always welcome! lol

    You look nice..







    In your bathroom.


    (jk)
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    I was so happy when I got my first creepy PM. He was a slow creeper too, started out really friendly. Before I knew it, he was sending me messages about how he wanted me to attack him with my powerful thighs.

    Yesss.


    Hey...he didn't by any chance spell thighs T-I-G-H-S, did he???
  • rowanwood
    rowanwood Posts: 509 Member
    creepers gonna creep. ever get the: "hey sexy, you so sexy, bet you like sex!" :yawn:

    Best to just respond with "you bet I do...as long as you aren't in the room."

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