fast acting laxatives?

melkatem
melkatem Posts: 1
edited February 3 in Health and Weight Loss
any NATURAL fast acting laxatives that I can easily buy from the shops?
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  • Hildy_J
    Hildy_J Posts: 1,050 Member
    There's really no need - there are other options:

    1. Organise yourself a job interview
    2. Take some exams you haven't revised for
    3. Climb a very tall building - from the outside
    4. Fly on a plane which experiences extreme turbulence
    5. Give a 30 minute presentation to 500 of your peers

    Good luck!
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    There's really no need - there are other options:

    1. Organise yourself a job interview
    2. Take some exams you haven't revised for
    3. Climb a very tall building - from the outside
    4. Fly on a plane which experiences extreme turbulence
    5. Give a 30 minute presentation to 500 of your peers

    Good luck!

    I just fell in love with you.
    Hahahahaahahha.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Cheap Mexican food.
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
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  • tjsoccermom
    tjsoccermom Posts: 500 Member
    There's really no need - there are other options:

    1. Organise yourself a job interview
    2. Take some exams you haven't revised for
    3. Climb a very tall building - from the outside
    4. Fly on a plane which experiences extreme turbulence
    5. Give a 30 minute presentation to 500 of your peers

    Good luck!

    Love it! Thanks for the laugh!
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Why?
  • tworthen79
    tworthen79 Posts: 1,173 Member
    Ride the tallest rollercoaster just after eating crappy (no pun intended) mexican food.
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
    Smooth move tea.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    Buy some sushi from a gas station vending machine :laugh:
  • KateK8LoseW8
    KateK8LoseW8 Posts: 824 Member
    Go run a few miles. Always makes me need to poo.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    water...i once rushed to be by the side of my sisster in law whose husband took her to the ER with extrem stomache pain and suspected appendicitis. when we showed up she was heading to the restroom for the 3rd time since being attached to an IV. her husband was impressed by her abilities in there. we were not.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Big mug of hot black coffee.

    Warm prune juice.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    orange juice.... growing up i had an uncle who loved to announce in the morning that he was having a large glass of orange juice becuase it cleans him out. judging by the smile on his face i suspect his favorite part was heading to the bathroom just as our breakfasts were all ready and we were about to sit down to eat. not appreciated.
  • oldandhealthier
    oldandhealthier Posts: 449 Member
    Be at least a 30 minute drive from the nearest rest room. It works like a charm for me.:ohwell:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    Drink lots of water. I find doing crunches helps to stimulate my colon as well.
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    Unground flax seeds or psyllium husk

    A big meal of grapes, pineapples, strawberries chased with a banana, nondairy milk, and chia seed smoothie and a big mug of coffee
  • Mslmesq
    Mslmesq Posts: 1,000 Member
    Yes. It's called fiber and it comes in the form of fruits and vegetables. You can buy them at virtually any supermarket, and many other places as well. Take them with plenty of water and other nice nutritious foods. :smile:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    This is the only brand I recommend....Good Luck

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  • CollieFit
    CollieFit Posts: 1,683 Member
    Strong first post! :huh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    This thread will contain valuable information.

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  • ken_hogan
    ken_hogan Posts: 854 Member
    Strong first post! :huh:

    Ha! Didn't notice until you said this! :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    And extra dietary fat > dietary fiber for this...every time.
  • ilovehipposwhoeatbiskets
    ilovehipposwhoeatbiskets Posts: 28
    What works for me is capsule magnesium (Twin Labs brand). And a good cup of coffee the next morning.

    Well wishes.
  • Mslmesq
    Mslmesq Posts: 1,000 Member
    Strong first post! :huh:

    Ha! Didn't notice until you said this! :laugh:

    Yup. She's also '18 years old'. :huh:

    Not setting herself up for a good lifetime of healthy eating. :-(
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    coffee with cocoa & a bran muffin with butter...during full time college While working two jobs as a single mom I was wound up tighter than a virgin mummy at a zombie whorehouse. this magical combo was easy to order right before heading to class and leaving during lecture whil everyone was stuck taking notes gave me all the privacy i needed. i had shown up in time to get on the attendance sheet if necessary and would b back in time for any assigned reading. the notes were easy to buy at th bookstore or to weasel out of any guy who liked my short shorts.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Squats. Heavy squats.
  • Aemely
    Aemely Posts: 694 Member
    I am not familiar with what laxatives work on trolls. I guess I would start with Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll) and then go to the nearest Veterinarian?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I like that you want NATURAL laxatives. When disrupting your body's natural function for purely superficial purposes, it's important to avoid harsh chemicals.

    Try a suppository, and if you like it, drop me a PM.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    bionico....google it. this fruity dream with mystery sauce and granola cleaned my then boyfriend out after he had struggled with homeopathic methods to achieve buttvana. fave day was taking our new realtor to it when he showed us a "shotgun" design property nearby in a bad neighborhood that i hated. watching him squirm at the next property was the best revenge for insulting us with a showing which was way under budget for our declared buying price range.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I like that you want NATURAL laxatives. When disrupting your body's natural function for purely superficial purposes, it's important to avoid harsh chemicals.

    Try a suppository, and if you like it, drop me a PM.
    everything alluded to here works too. trust me. #ThatsWhatHeSaid
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