Zombie Invasion!

PJman93
PJman93 Posts: 11
in Chit-Chat
It's finally here! The zombie apocalypse! They are at your door right now!

First item on your right is your weapon.

What is it, and how will you fare against them?
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  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i grab my remote and turn off one of the most over rated shows on tv...The Walking Dead. no more zombies.
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    A stapler damn it!!! lol but I do keep a knife in my bra haha!!!
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:
  • mamadon
    mamadon Posts: 1,422 Member
    i grab my remote and turn off one of the most over rated shows on tv...The Walking Dead. no more zombies.


    Unlike "Lost" of course, which was the greatest show ever!
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:

    amazingly overrated. :)
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i grab my remote and turn off one of the most over rated shows on tv...The Walking Dead. no more zombies.


    Unlike "Lost" of course, which was the greatest show ever!

    Lost is far from the greatest show ever. why do you think it is?
  • Kanzaki3
    Kanzaki3 Posts: 656 Member
    I'm going to make them feel the brutality of my pillow.
  • queenofozfitness
    queenofozfitness Posts: 21
    My laptop?
  • snazzyjazzy21
    snazzyjazzy21 Posts: 1,298 Member
    About ****ing time, I've been waiting long enough. :grumble: They're gonna feel the wrath of some derby skates to the skull.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    A 5p. I fear it'll not end well for me :sad:

    & I'm more a GoT kinda girl myself :wink:
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:

    amazingly overrated. :)

    Negative ghostrider!!! lol and Lost is horrible, started out ok but then it just went .....
    .......
    .......
    ........:explode: ha
  • AmyZ46
    AmyZ46 Posts: 694 Member
    oh no It's a box of Kleenex ! I'm going to stuff their mouth with Kleenex so that they can't bite me...
  • kathyvstephan
    kathyvstephan Posts: 41
    Personally, I feel that my handy, dandy flame thrower is the ultimate zombie zonker.
  • shinkalork
    shinkalork Posts: 815 Member
    a nail file!!!!!!!!!!

    oh crap...ehhh.....ehhhh....I'll file them to death?
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:

    amazingly overrated. :)

    Negative ghostrider!!! lol and Lost is horrible, started out ok but then it just went .....
    .......
    .......
    ........:explode: ha

    Lost definitely went off the rails just like Walking Dead has. i just love the Not Pennys Boat scene. :)
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Looks like I'm beating some brains in with my keyboard.

    Razer Power!!
  • mamadon
    mamadon Posts: 1,422 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:

    amazingly overrated. :)

    Negative ghostrider!!! lol and Lost is horrible, started out ok but then it just went .....

    Loved the original premise of the show, although yes it did go off the rails at times. Loved the characters too. (Except Ana Lucia) :)
    .......
    .......
    ........:explode: ha

    Lost definitely went off the rails just like Walking Dead has. i just love the Not Pennys Boat scene. :)
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    & The Walking Dead is amazing so :tongue:

    amazingly overrated. :)

    I'm with you, The Walking Dead sucks...
    Right now I have nothing at all that I could be use as a weapon, except for my HANDS!
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    A half can of diet mountain dew... :/ Yeah, I'm dead, or undead.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    A half can of diet mountain dew... :/ Yeah, I'm dead, or undead.

    Now just hold on there does diet mountain dew contain "aspartame"?

    Because as we all know on MPF there is many a person who'd state it could kill you :tongue:
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    I'll run them over with my bike!!
  • JenniferPlus2
    JenniferPlus2 Posts: 119 Member
    The only thing to my right is a stack of papers! I think I may have to give them severe paper cuts....yes paper cuts hehehe
  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    Diet coke. I will win!!!!!!! I will force them to drink it cuz we all know that diet coke will make your bones dissolve and the acid in it will destroy your stomach. Ha ha ha zombies take that.
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    haha omg...a spray bottle full of water I use on my dog. yikes.
  • addysolari
    addysolari Posts: 181 Member
    I reckon I can do some damage with my parking fine
  • HermioneCantDraw
    HermioneCantDraw Posts: 423
    8 pound pet cat Pantoufle who has been blind since she was 6 weeks old.

    We are so gonna kick their *kitten*.
  • Satiable
    Satiable Posts: 121
    :bigsmile: A giant green water bottle that looks like an alien pea pod.

    It won't do much good as a weapon, but that won't matter. I plan to be RESPONSIBLE for the zombie invasion, not running from it.
  • LorienCoffeeBean
    LorienCoffeeBean Posts: 227 Member
    an apple tv remote. really? im screwed.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    There are several objects to my right. Including a tomahawk.

    So i guess that would work fairly well unless I got swarmed.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    A bottle of water... How many zombies are we talking?

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