Funnest two items to purchase together
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I once worked on a play that required me to purchase unlubricated condoms, 2 small oranges and 1 can of redi-whip every 3-4 days for about a month.0
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Duck Tape and Garbage bags :devil:0
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condoms...and a pineapple
This made me LOL a wee bit too loudly at work ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Liquid Drano and soup.0
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Condoms and Disposable Camera0
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buying two different sized condoms at the same time...0
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Pregnancy test and coat hangars0
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10 boxes of RID (lice killer) & an enema
(Really. I had to do this once. I was horrified. RID was for a pony and the enema was for a newborn foal, but the cashier didn't know this.) I don't shop at that store anymore.
FTW0 -
Millions of cans of cat food (I'm counting that as one item) and a 12-pack of Keystone. Btw, this was not my purchase but that of the woman in front of me. Just had to throw that out there.0
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Was out camping for a scuba trip one time and ran into town to grab some hotdogs for dinner and some petroleum jelly for my dive mask.
Awwwwkwarrrrrrd,
that's what the petroleum was for? :noway: ...SURE0 -
Pregnancy test and coat hangars
This one made me laugh out loud!!
I used to work at a convenience store for 5 years and 3 times, teenage girls came in (all different, at different times) and bought, I kid you now...condoms, midol, plan b, and a pregnancy test. Seriously? I was the one giving funny looks at that one.0 -
Roses and chloroform?
Crowbar and duct tape? (Note: Take a photo of the clerk just before you leave.)
And, found this...
Guy walks into a drug store, looks around nervously, and then talks to the sales clerk, “I’m embarrassed to admit it, but I’m here for condoms, and I’ve never bought them before, so I don’t know what I should get.”
The sales clerk smiles and says, “I’d recommend this box of condoms. They’re high quality, pre-lubricated, and cost just $3 for the box, a real bargain.”
“Okay,” the customer says, “I’ll take a box.”
The clerk rings up the sale and says, “Okay, that’ll be $3.25.”
The customer looks confused. “What’s the 25 cents for?”
“That’s for tax,” the clerk explains.
The customer winces, and says, “Ow! I thought they just stayed on by themselves?!”0 -
Lead pipe, plastic sheeting, duct tape.
I was helping my mom with the plumbing in the crawlspace under the house. The cashier blinked and said "please tell me you're not planning on offing someone.."
And yes I know it's three but they wouldn't have made sense without the third.0 -
vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused0
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Pregnancy test and coat hangars
Happy Birthday Grandpa card & Ky0 -
ok, 1 item:
Tampons from the convience store.
And then the clerk asked if I wanted a book of matches. WTH ??
(The person in front of me purchased cigarettes & the clerk gave her matches.
So guess the clerk was trying to be funny with me.)0 -
vegetarian burgers and a pack of bacon....I have a friend who goes to restaurants - orders a veggie burger and asks for bacon on it....the waitresses always look very confused
I go to restaurants and order salads with no lettuce.0 -
Baby formula and wine.0
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On our way to check out at Costco once, my husband and I realized we were buying only a big, super rich, chocolate cake......and a bathroom scale.0
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A giant Tobelerone and a rubber inflatable donut (ar$e cushion) :00
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