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The Most Offensive Word Ever Ever Ever

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  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    apparently, the word "moist" is not well-liked by those with XX chromosomes.

    :tongue:

    ^this word is definitely oogy
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:

    ^this one is also pretty oogy


    .....but together they are the worst words EVER EVER EVER

    therefore, the best username ever on MFP... MoistPanties

    :happy: :tongue:
    Grrrrr, I already did a name change. Damn you, MoistPanties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    apparently, the word "moist" is not well-liked by those with XX chromosomes.

    :tongue:

    I like it when referring to cake. This cake is MOIST! Best cake descriptor ever.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Please don't say the words "ever ever ever" ever again.

    Like, ever.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    apparently, the word "moist" is not well-liked by those with XX chromosomes.

    :tongue:

    I like it when referring to cake. This cake is MOIST! Best cake descriptor ever.

    wrong. 2nd best.

    first place goes to: my

    as in... MY cake!

    touch-my-cake-and-i-will-cut-you-funny-pictures.jpg
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    Cosmo did a poll (cause Cosmo is more reliable than Harvard) and when given a choice between which word was grosser (Damp or Moist), for women Moist won and for men Damp won.
    Damp moist panties on a pleasantly plump hangry gal.

    For the record, I agree with the men. I would much rather have moist panties than damp panties. Damp panties sounds like someone had an accident. I didn't realize how many women had an aversion to the word "moist" until I came to work in a female only office. I guess I missed the memo.

    On topic: The only word that someone has used to describe me that irritated me is "dainty." It just sounds fragile and weak.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
    my didnt come in the form of actual words... just a pen on my car, i looked around and no one else had one on their car, but it was a pen from a weightloss clinic called Slimcare.. it wasnt even a new pen, it was scratched and broken... it was put on their from someone at my job... it was hurtful.. I have Hasshimotos and havent been given medication yet, since my TSH bounces up and down between 2 and 5 so they dont want to give me any medication until i getr worse or my numbers even out... smh.. dont worry i dropped that doctor..



    Wow, that's incredibly insensitive, whoever did that. :flowerforyou:
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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    The 'c' word. . It has blown up on twitter and is a big reason Twitter lost its appeal for me.
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    The 'c' word. . It has blown up on twitter and is a big reason Twitter list it's appeal for me.

    calcariferous?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    i HATE this word, hahaha

    (oops- meant to quote the word "moist")
  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    Nothing. No words offend me.
    although I do really hate when I watch home shows and people keep referring to rooms as a "nice space"
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.
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  • SkinnyBubbaGaar
    SkinnyBubbaGaar Posts: 389 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pksx_IAHDE

    Thank you. Carlin's "7 Words" monologue was the first thing I thought of when seeing the OP topic.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    One that I hate is 'boy shorts'. .because while I LOVE the way they look. . It's disconcerting for a guy to use that term! Can someone please come up with a new name for those? Thanks. .
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    One that I hate is 'boy shorts'. .because while I LOVE the way they look. . It's disconcerting for a guy to use that term! Can someone please come up with a new name for those? Thanks. .

    i think you are mis-hearing that.

    are you sure they're not saying "board shorts"?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    One that I hate is 'boy shorts'. .because while I LOVE the way they look. . It's disconcerting for a guy to use that term! Can someone please come up with a new name for those? Thanks. .

    i think you are mis-hearing that.

    are you sure they're not saying "board shorts"?

    lol. yeah. .pretty sure. .
  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:

    And "moist".

    But I didn't read through all of the responses before I wrote that. It has already been said a bazillion times.
  • JustYandy
    JustYandy Posts: 221 Member
    I don't like .... Shut up ....just mean
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    "LOL" makes me grate my teeth.
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 500 Member
    YOLO pretty much makes me want to drown anyone who utters it... especially when people use it to justify really fricken stupid decisions that affect their health.
  • lupinibean
    lupinibean Posts: 40
    I don't know about ever ever ever, but "totes" as a substitute for "totally" is just asinine.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    "LOL" makes me grate my teeth.

    This is one that rubs a lot of people wrong. I use it a lot too. .It's sort of part of the language. . and 'haha' can be the same as 'lol' OR a sarcastic 'ha ha'. . . Remember when people used to talk with their voices?
  • battybecks
    battybecks Posts: 147 Member
    Lemme just be google translate for a second. So, in the UK -

    panties = pants
    pants = trousers
    thick = stupid

    As in, 'Wow, you're so thick you put your pants on outside your trousers'.


    Back to the topic though - someone called me 'Rubenesque' once. I didn't know what it meant at the time. Turns out it means this -

    https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=rubens+painting&hl=en-GB&rlz=1T4DSGP_en___GB464&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=yaVBUuauJcWN7QaZzICoBA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1366&bih=641&dpr=1#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=Y8InujDjU1ImyM:;4ucDdqM3mGzbyM;http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allartclassic.com%2Fimg%2FPeter_Paul_Rubens_RUP023.jpg;http%3A%2F%2Fwww.allartclassic.com%2Fpictures_zoom.php%3Fp_number%3D117%26p%3D%26number%3Drup023;700;574
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Smileys are another one that is hit or miss. . It took a long time before I could use them because they seemed. . well. . I won't use that other offensive word. . but you probably know what I mean. .
  • toutmonpossible
    toutmonpossible Posts: 1,580 Member
    My grandmother once called one of my sisters "oversized," and another time she said my sister was "built like a brick sh$t house." Did not go over well.
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    Words don't really offend me, it is usually the person saying the words that is offensive.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    apparently, the word "moist" is not well-liked by those with XX chromosomes.

    :tongue:

    I like it when referring to cake. This cake is MOIST! Best cake descriptor ever.

    Inorite?! I don't understand the ooginess of the word moist when the things I think of when I hear moist is cake or a towelette.
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