The Most Offensive Word Ever Ever Ever

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  • toutmonpossible
    toutmonpossible Posts: 1,580 Member
    "LOL" makes me grate my teeth.

    I cannot stand "Heh Heh." At least say, "Ha Ha."
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    When someone asks if I'm pregnant, but that's my own fault. I gave myself a beer gut. Anyone who says alcohol won't go straight to your middle is a damn liar.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    The "r word"! It's just wrong.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Oh, and once, my boyfriend referenced this tiny girl as having a body similar to a small race car, then commented that I was built more like a combat chassis.

    I'm show you combat chassis ;)
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    The "r word"! It's just wrong.

    "rat". .but a huge rat with giant. . (oh never mind. . old "little johnny" joke). .
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    Give me a C!!!
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!

    Give me a T!!
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    I say "Knickers"

    Worst word ever? Spastic.......
  • Camera_BagintheUK
    Camera_BagintheUK Posts: 707 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    We say knickers. Which is why when they changed Marathon bars to Snickers we all s******ed.

    Or pants. It's the *ies* at the end that's horrible. Like they're not proper pants, just teeny pretend ones.
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
    Give me a T!!

    What does that spell?
  • Camera_BagintheUK
    Camera_BagintheUK Posts: 707 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    We say knickers. Which is why when they changed Marathon bars to Snickers we all s******ed.

    Or pants. It's the *ies* at the end that's horrible. Like they're not proper pants, just teeny pretend ones.

    You would think, wouldn't you, that the software could distinguish between a foul and offensive word and the same combination of letters in another word making up a completely different one with a completely different meaning!
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    Retard
  • Naomi0504
    Naomi0504 Posts: 964 Member
    Hmm, words don't really offend me, but ones that annoy me are:

    When referring to a woman as "cute". Don't like that....kids are cute, not grown people. IMO at least

    "Socialization".....

    "Yup" instead of yes or even yep
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
    Give me a T!!

    What does that spell?
    Catching Unreported Nuclear Threats
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
    Give me a T!!

    What does that spell?

    Female.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
    Give me a T!!

    What does that spell?
    Catching Unreported Nuclear Threats

    Can't understand normal thinking.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Hmm, words don't really offend me, but ones that annoy me are:

    When referring to a woman as "cute". Don't like that....kids are cute, not grown people. IMO at least

    "Socialization".....

    "Yup" instead of yes or even yep

    you're cute. :flowerforyou:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Give me a C!!!
    Give me a U!!
    Give me a N!!
    Give me a T!!

    What does that spell?

    Clam Under Neath Tits
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    Panties

    :explode: :explode: :explode:


    THIS!!! OMG that word needs to die.

    I've heard this before.. so what's the appropriate alternative!?

    Undies. Underwear. Thong. Even undergarments is better than the P word.

    I say "Knickers"

    Worst word ever? Spastic.......

    I am partial to "Skivvies"
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    "Well" as in "You look well". Really, that's all you can come up with?

    I just assume they mean I've put on weight.
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    Channing Tatum

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOUgobWTT0

    Watch, you will understand
  • Fullsterkur_woman
    Fullsterkur_woman Posts: 2,712 Member
    Hmm, words don't really offend me, but ones that annoy me are:

    When referring to a woman as "cute". Don't like that....kids are cute, not grown people. IMO at least

    "Socialization".....

    "Yup" instead of yes or even yep
    The one that makes my teeth itchy is not even calling women "cute", but just calling them "girls". If you would refer to a male of the same ages as a man, you absolutely, categorically cannot in logical good conscience refer to a female of that age as a girl. Only if you would say "boy" may you say "girl". Jeebus efficacious cripes that annoys the pee-waddlins outta me!
  • alyhuggan
    alyhuggan Posts: 717 Member
    The word "Toning" should be illegal.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Hmm, words don't really offend me, but ones that annoy me are:

    When referring to a woman as "cute". Don't like that....kids are cute, not grown people. IMO at least

    "Socialization".....

    "Yup" instead of yes or even yep
    The one that makes my teeth itchy is not even calling women "cute", but just calling them "girls". If you would refer to a male of the same ages as a man, you absolutely, categorically cannot in logical good conscience refer to a female of that age as a girl. Only if you would say "boy" may you say "girl". Jeebus efficacious cripes that annoys the pee-waddlins outta me!

    i use "guys" and "girls".

    i'd use "gals", but i'm not from oklahoma.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    Not so much a word but more the phrase " you would be so pretty IF you lost weight"

    This!!! Totally this! It's like... what am I ugly now?:noway: If you can see that far past the fat to see the potential beauty then why can't you see my inner beauty as well! Boy that really ginds my gears!:grumble:
  • ashleegil
    ashleegil Posts: 26
    I really hate moist. it's the shape your mouth makes at the oi part it just feels sick to me.
    As far as offensive. C.U.N.Tuesday is HIGHLY offensive. I love to say it, my mom hates it and no woman likes to be called one.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    My grandmother once called one of my sisters "oversized," and another time she said my sister was "built like a brick sh$t house." Did not go over well.

    Had she lost weight between 'oversized' and 'built like a brick sh$t house'? Because if she hadn't, your mother doesn't know what the latter means.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    My grandmother once called one of my sisters "oversized," and another time she said my sister was "built like a brick sh$t house." Did not go over well.

    Had she lost weight between 'oversized' and 'built like a brick sh$t house'? Because she hadn't, your mother doesn't know what latter means.

    ^ this.

    the 2nd phrase is a compliment.

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