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Ways to pass time when MFP Newsfeed is down?

Posts: 3,982 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
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Thankfully this didn't happen during work. Who knows what I'd do then.

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  • Posts: 2,844 Member
    I might actually read a book or something
  • Posts: 162 Member
    Wasn't there already a MFP blackout once this year?
  • Posts: 162 Member
    I might actually read a book or something

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.
  • Posts: 558 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?
  • Creep on rallyengr.........
  • Posts: 2,844 Member

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.

    Reading a book does seem extreme
  • Posts: 162 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?

    Yep. Little known fact, the first porno was made because MFP was down. Thanks, MFP.
  • Posts: 1,189 Member

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.

    Agreed who reads anymore?!
  • Posts: 2,844 Member

    Yep. Little known fact, the first porno was made because MFP was down. Thanks, MFP.

    Then they logged the calories burned and protein intaken
  • Posts: 3,982 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?
    It's been down for 17 minutes, I'm been trying to figure out what to do for the last 16.
  • Posts: 162 Member

    Reading a book does seem extreme

    If you need to cuddle, I'm here for you, bro.
  • Posts: 383 Member
    Well, hello everyone :D
  • Posts: 162 Member

    Then they logged the calories burned and protein intaken

    I feel like we should write a book about how MFP was created and then translate it into a million copies including different porn stars and people will fight over it for centuries!
  • Posts: 2,747 Member
    Good. It's not just me. I thought I was being outcast.

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  • Posts: 162 Member
    Well, hello everyone :D

    Cats. You have cats on your ticker. I think I'm in love.
  • Posts: 558 Member
    It's been down for 17 minutes, I'm been trying to figure out what to do for the last 16.

    2 pump chump?
  • Posts: 2,844 Member
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  • Posts: 81 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(
  • Posts: 81 Member
    HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
  • Posts: 3,982 Member
    Now I'm trying to eat a cookie, and that's not working either. This night is horrible.

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  • Posts: 162 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.
  • Posts: 558 Member

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.

    Pretty sure its smitten!
  • Posts: 162 Member

    Pretty sure its smitten!

    The internet gods say it is "smote." You are incorrect, sir. I will take your beer now.
  • Posts: 2,844 Member
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  • Posts: 2,890 Member
    My FB is down as well! NOOOOOOOO!
  • Posts: 383 Member

    Cats. You have cats on your ticker. I think I'm in love.

    Yes yes , they are my babies. If I could have my way, I'd live with many more.. but alas..
  • Posts: 4,810 Member
    Post in all the threads you normally would be embarrassed to have show up on your feed?

    ~Off to play in the rate/date drivel~
  • Posts: 558 Member
    You can have the Busch Light... save the Hell or High Watermelon for me....
  • LOL
  • Posts: 1,428 Member
    Now I'm trying to eat a cookie, and that's not working either. This night is horrible.

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    :laugh: You're awesome!

    ETA I can't go on facebook either due to stalker issues. :sad:
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