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Ways to pass time when MFP Newsfeed is down?

The_Enginerd
The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
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Thankfully this didn't happen during work. Who knows what I'd do then.
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I might actually read a book or something
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Wasn't there already a MFP blackout once this year?
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I might actually read a book or something

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    Creep on rallyengr.........
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I might actually read a book or something

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.

    Reading a book does seem extreme
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?

    Yep. Little known fact, the first porno was made because MFP was down. Thanks, MFP.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    I might actually read a book or something

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.

    Agreed who reads anymore?!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?

    Yep. Little known fact, the first porno was made because MFP was down. Thanks, MFP.

    Then they logged the calories burned and protein intaken
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?
    It's been down for 17 minutes, I'm been trying to figure out what to do for the last 16.
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    I might actually read a book or something

    Please don't do such things to yourself. You should watch a movie, maybe some porn. But, please... don't read a book.

    Reading a book does seem extreme

    If you need to cuddle, I'm here for you, bro.
  • miadhail
    miadhail Posts: 383 Member
    Well, hello everyone :D
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?

    Yep. Little known fact, the first porno was made because MFP was down. Thanks, MFP.

    Then they logged the calories burned and protein intaken

    I feel like we should write a book about how MFP was created and then translate it into a million copies including different porn stars and people will fight over it for centuries!
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    Good. It's not just me. I thought I was being outcast.

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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    Well, hello everyone :D

    Cats. You have cats on your ticker. I think I'm in love.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    Is this what Pr0n is for?
    It's been down for 17 minutes, I'm been trying to figure out what to do for the last 16.

    2 pump chump?
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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  • ElenaYan
    ElenaYan Posts: 81 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(
  • ElenaYan
    ElenaYan Posts: 81 Member
    HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Now I'm trying to eat a cookie, and that's not working either. This night is horrible.

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  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.

    Pretty sure its smitten!
  • TheCalorieSMASHER
    TheCalorieSMASHER Posts: 162 Member
    i thought i did something wrong and they were punishing me =(

    THE MFP GODS HAVE SMITED YOU.

    Ok. what is the past tense of smite? Smote? That doesn't come up with the red underline thing. I'm going with smote.

    Pretty sure its smitten!

    The internet gods say it is "smote." You are incorrect, sir. I will take your beer now.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    My FB is down as well! NOOOOOOOO!
  • miadhail
    miadhail Posts: 383 Member
    Well, hello everyone :D

    Cats. You have cats on your ticker. I think I'm in love.

    Yes yes , they are my babies. If I could have my way, I'd live with many more.. but alas..
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Post in all the threads you normally would be embarrassed to have show up on your feed?

    ~Off to play in the rate/date drivel~
  • TMLPatrick
    TMLPatrick Posts: 558 Member
    You can have the Busch Light... save the Hell or High Watermelon for me....
  • doublegrrr24
    doublegrrr24 Posts: 35
    LOL
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    Now I'm trying to eat a cookie, and that's not working either. This night is horrible.

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    :laugh: You're awesome!

    ETA I can't go on facebook either due to stalker issues. :sad:
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