use your best pick up line on anyone on here
liftingheavy1
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example
I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!
I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!
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Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John
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Anti pick up line:
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.0 -
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John
I've heard this one, but it wasn't Kiss.0 -
I use "get away from me." That always works.0
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Not that I actually would, but I like "yep, you have the essential bits, so I guess you're worth something"
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damn these hemorrhoids I just can't sit still..... wait did u say best or worst pick up lines??0
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Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.0
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I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.0
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nice profile, wanna fudge?0
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?0
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Grab my flip flops because you just knocked my socks off!!! :-)0
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.0
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Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.0
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!0
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.0
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?0
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Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?0
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.0
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?0
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i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.0
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Hi, I'm Eric............always seems to work0
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i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.
He uses sweet pics.0 -
26.2 That is all.0
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FR sent:flowerforyou:0
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Hey, are those pants felt? (no.) Would you like them to be?
It's not great, but it always amuses me.0 -
Do you work at subway?
Because you just make me a foot long.0 -
Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.0
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So, are you gonna give me your phone number, or am I gonna have to stalk you?0
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Be unique and different, say yes.0
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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.0
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