use your best pick up line on anyone on here

liftingheavy1 · September 2013

example

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today, because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

MzIrish · September 2013

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John

thatonegirlwiththestuff · September 2013

Anti pick up line:
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

herblackwings39 · September 2013

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John

I've heard this one, but it wasn't Kiss.

Stump_Likker · September 2013

I use "get away from me." That always works.

phred_52 · September 2013

Not that I actually would, but I like "yep, you have the essential bits, so I guess you're worth something"

:laugh:

Andy_83 · September 2013

damn these hemorrhoids I just can't sit still..... wait did u say best or worst pick up lines??

laratonacoco · September 2013

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

laratonacoco · September 2013

I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever.

NormInv · September 2013

nice profile, wanna fudge?

laratonacoco · September 2013

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

la8ydi · September 2013

Grab my flip flops because you just knocked my socks off!!! :-)

laratonacoco · September 2013

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

laratonacoco · September 2013

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

laratonacoco · September 2013

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

laratonacoco · September 2013

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

laratonacoco · September 2013

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

laratonacoco · September 2013

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

laratonacoco · September 2013

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

laratonacoco · September 2013

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

Capt_Apollo · September 2013

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

eric_sg61 · September 2013

Hi, I'm Eric............always seems to work

etoiles_argentees · September 2013

i'm 6' 3" and i have dimples. i don't use pick up lines.

He uses sweet pics.

bluefox9er · September 2013

26.2 That is all.

Cliffslosinit · September 2013

FR sent:flowerforyou:

OntheMorrow · September 2013

Hey, are those pants felt? (no.) Would you like them to be?

It's not great, but it always amuses me.

karl39x · September 2013

Do you work at subway?

Because you just make me a foot long.

ChrisM32205 · September 2013

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10 I see.

karl39x · September 2013

So, are you gonna give me your phone number, or am I gonna have to stalk you?

rje86 · September 2013

Be unique and different, say yes.

rje86 · September 2013

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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